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Axolotl

July 28, 2012, 08:49:47 PM
Mine is 5.5 inches long, I should measure it again since that's small.

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Dominator

July 28, 2012, 08:50:46 PM
You're 14. Mine is just oversized.

Mr. Jelly

July 28, 2012, 08:51:38 PM
Quote from: T0XIC on July 28, 2012, 08:31:21 PM
My richard shrinks when I'm cold, like when I wake up or something.

Wait

so


your snake shrinks when you wake up?



So how are things doing in opposite land

Böltster

July 28, 2012, 08:52:56 PM
Quote from: T0XIC on July 28, 2012, 08:31:21 PM
My richard shrinks when I'm cold, like when I wake up or something.
when you wake up it should be in full glory

you must have hormone problems

Muddy Waters

July 28, 2012, 08:53:07 PM
Quote from: Mr. Jelly on July 28, 2012, 08:48:59 PM
You fail anatomy forever
BAHAHAHAHA
OH
MY
GOD.
Women do not have p-spots

Axolotl

July 28, 2012, 08:54:47 PM
One time I interjected when I woke up.

fred da kiko

July 28, 2012, 08:55:47 PM
Quote from: Muddy Waters on July 28, 2012, 08:53:07 PM
BAHAHAHAHA
OH
MY
GOD.
Women do not have p-spots
Quote from: Mr. Jelly on July 28, 2012, 08:48:59 PM
You fail anatomy forever
that's the joke.

Butler

July 28, 2012, 08:56:35 PM
The fact that you feel the need to point it out either means your are an enormous starfish. Or insecure, and are lying.

The Corporation

July 28, 2012, 08:56:52 PM
Quote from: fred da kiko on July 28, 2012, 07:53:24 PM
"my richard goes so deep that it massages the girl's p-spot"
"Oh fred, yes!"
"YES!"
(Gruff voice)"YES!"
"I mean, yes!"

That day, fred became celibate.

Muddy Waters

July 28, 2012, 08:57:12 PM
Quote from: Axolotl on July 28, 2012, 08:54:47 PM
One time I interjected when I woke up.
GHOST lewinsky!
Quote from: fred da kiko on July 28, 2012, 08:55:47 PM
that's the joke.
I know

fred da kiko

July 28, 2012, 08:57:25 PM
Quote from: Butler on July 28, 2012, 08:56:35 PM
The fact that you feel the need to point it out either means your are an enormous starfish.
yeah, seriously, this guy is being a huge richard.

Böltster

July 28, 2012, 08:57:46 PM
Quote from: fred da kiko on July 28, 2012, 08:57:25 PM
yeah, seriously, this guy is being a huge richard.
o u  :cookieMonster:

BBOY

July 28, 2012, 09:09:53 PM
Quote from: Dominator on July 28, 2012, 05:22:10 PM


Oh my loving god are you 10 years old/Asian?
when i was ten my richard was over five and a half ._.
must be asian
and i grew a lot c:

T0XIC

July 28, 2012, 09:12:34 PM
Quote from: Mr. Jelly on July 28, 2012, 08:51:38 PM
Wait

so


your snake shrinks when you wake up?



So how are things doing in opposite land
Quote from: Böltster on July 28, 2012, 08:52:56 PM
when you wake up it should be in full glory

you must have hormone problems
Whoops, I said that wrong, its loving massive in the morning If you know what I mean ;) but after I'm fully awake and get ready to take a shower, its pretty damn small.
« Last Edit: July 28, 2012, 09:16:40 PM by T0XIC »

BanishedLetters

July 28, 2012, 09:26:03 PM
Quote from: Butler on July 28, 2012, 08:56:35 PM
The fact that you feel the need to point it out either means your are an enormous starfish. Or insecure, and are lying.

...or maybe it's a joke?
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