What would you do if...

[setro2]

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What you do is someone posts an answer to the above user's question, and then that person posts another question, and so on... Please make the questions start with "What would you do if".
Here we go.

What would you do if your house was egged on halloween?

[Ad Bot]

[Kobewarrior]

Ask the guys for eggs to cook.

What would you do if the little school girl never got raped?

[Night Fox]

choke a bitch who wrote it

what would you do if you found me naked on your bed

[setro2]

Call the cops.
What would you do if you got perma-banned on Blockland Forums?

[Night Fox]

find something else to do

what would you do if I found you naked on my bed

[shyGriff]

be confused because i wouldn't be naked on your bed

what would you do if night fox wasn't confusing and weird

[Man 2]

Hell, I'd leave the forums.

What would you do if you were inexplicably handed a paper bag containing $700,000 by a bearded man in a white suit?

[setro2]

Take it.
What would you do if Lord Tony hacked your blockland account?

[shyGriff]

well it depends, but most likely i would become depressed and consider Self Delete if he was using my name/imitating me but not really care that much if he used a different name, just be kinda sad

what would you do if your house tipped over sideways

[Katadeus]

Play League sideways

what would you do if you decided to post in a thread that required a formulaic and unfunny response?

[Sami2ss]

shoot myself.

What would you do if I came to your house and tried to seduce you?

[TomTheGeek²]

uh, stab myself in the richard.

What would you do if you stuff yourself every day?

[ThinkInvisible]

attempt to stop stuffting myself every day.

What would you do if somebody asked you what action you would take if faced with a hypothetical situation?

[shyGriff]

not understand

what would you do if i understood

[Man 2]

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What would you do if HL2 Ep. 3 hit store shelves today, suddenly, without preamble?