Author Topic: This just in: furry found hanged to tree.  (Read 4135 times)

Yesterday, a man was walking along in the park, when he noticed something hanging from a tree.
He called the police, and soon they arrived, noticing that there was in fact a furry that had been hanged.
This was not just any furry though. It was a Night Fox.
Currently the police have no leads, but they have already begun the investigation.

If you believe have any information that may help, the police have said to let us know.



Is the body still warm?

Just making an example of what happens when you don't pay your "bills."

Is the body still warm?
No, he had been dead for many hours before the police arrived.

Uh... is a "Night Fox" a thing that exists? Are you joking about yourself?

Either way, nothing of importance was lost..

Is the body still warm?

get your necrophillia out of this thread
I'm joking.

No! Not my precious Nighty!
He was so much younger and loveier than all the other kids! (especially frontrox(ownd))

No, he had been dead for many hours before the police arrived.
Damn :c

No! Not my precious Nighty!
He was so much younger and loveier than all the other kids! (especially frontrox(ownd))
:CCCC

Im sorry what.
Uh... is a "Night Fox" a thing that exists? Are you joking about yourself?
Either way, nothing of importance was lost..
really quickly I'm gonna be "ooc" to explain this
someone joked on steam with me (I can never remember who he is here, so I don't actually know who the person is), and eventually news reports were mentioned, and here we are

The context would have been nice to know from the beginning.

No! Not my precious Nighty!
He was so much younger and loveier than all the other kids! (especially frontrox(ownd))
If you want to give your condolences to the family, the funeral will be held on August 5th in a theater near you.

How much are the tickets?