I have a very strange problem.

[CreamTurk3y]

Sometimes when I violently touch my nipples this green goo comes out. It stains whatever it touches and I've been keeping my parents out of my room so they won't see it. What does this mean? Is it cancer?

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[blockguy123]

WHAT

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edit:

i read that again and im laughing my ass off holy stuff

[PurpleMetro]

._.

why must everybody HAVE to tell the forums about their PERSONAL problems?!

[Tickles]

You're weird.

[Comatose]

[TheABELBOTO]

I can store piss with my for-skin over my richard and when I let go, it like a snake water gun

[Tickles]

I can store piss with my fore skin over my richard and when I let go, it like a snake water gun

fixed

[CreamTurk3y]

Guys stop making fun of me this is serious problem I forgot to mention it stings whenever I touch the stuff. :C

[PowerDag]

It's alien milk. You are obviously an alien.

I can store piss with my foreskin over my richard and when I let go, it like a snake water gun

I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to do that?

[Tickles]

Guys stop making fun of me this is serious problem I forgot to mention it stings whenever I touch the stuff. :C

We need pictures please.

[Xinakam]

I think Google would know a little more about that than a forum with a 98% Male population.

My guess is that stomach acid ate through your chest and it leaking out your breasts. Its a terrible TERRIBLE case of indigestion... You're screwed.

[blockguy123]

this entire thread is wat

[CreamTurk3y]

We need pictures please.

[PowerDag]

You should seriously see a doctor, lactating a green fluid is not good and your parents should know.

Also, describe the fluid. Is it thick, or thin; is it milky or clear?

[Tickles]

nvm.