Poll

Good adventure so far?

Great!
0 (0%)
Good.
1 (20%)
Decent.
1 (20%)
Bad.
0 (0%)
Horrible.
1 (20%)
STOP THIS NOW!
2 (40%)

Total Members Voted: 5

Author Topic: BlockyAdventure: Awesome text adventure! (Start time)  (Read 2290 times)


You eat the sandwhich. Mmm, how tasty. Wow.
"Aww yeah, this is delicious!"
Your health and happiness rate is increased by 10.
"Oh Blockykins! You're unbanned from the royal car!"
"Yay!"

Great! You're unbanned from the royal car now.
Where to go?


Alright, off to Makeout Point!
(5 minutes later)
Well, here we are at Makeout Point. There's a darker bit up the top where 3 boys and a ball are sitting.
The 2nd boy is sitting on the ball, and for some reason is not lumpy.
You can:
  • Ask the 2nd boy why he's not lumpy
  • Go home

Ask boi "Y U NO LUMPEE!?"

"Hey, you in the middle, Y U NO LUMPEE!?"
"You see this ball? It makes me un-lumpy."
So that's why.
Well that was pointless.
What now?

"Hey, you in the middle, Y U NO LUMPEE!?"
"You see this ball? It makes me un-lumpy."
So that's why.
Well that was pointless.
What now?


Do this


With a sigh and a "T-uhh"

Then tell him how he's such A disgrace to their beautiful kind, take the notlumpyball, and throw it into the abyss!

"LUMP THAT BALL!"
"Whoa. Chill, brah."
"I WILL NOT CHILL UNTIL YOU GET THAT BALL OFF YOUR BUTT AND THROW IT AWAY! IT'S A DISGRACE TO OUR BEAUTIFUL KIND!"

You pick up the ball, walk over to the edge, and throw it straight off.
"DUDE! Why did you do that?

"Whoa. Let's not mess with him/her."
"By the way, what's your name?"
...That's a good question, what IS your name?

"LUMP THAT BALL!"
"Whoa. Chill, brah."
"I WILL NOT CHILL UNTIL YOU GET THAT BALL OFF YOUR BUTT AND THROW IT AWAY! IT'S A DISGRACE TO OUR BEAUTIFUL KIND!"

You pick up the ball, walk over to the edge, and throw it straight off.
"DUDE! Why did you do that?

"Whoa. Let's not mess with him/her."
"By the way, what's your name?"
...That's a good question, what IS your name?


Alex R. Bumbyton III(The Third), destined to be king after Alex D. Bumpyton II passes away.

"I am Alex R. Bumbyton III, destined to be king after Alex D. Bumpyton II passes away."
"Ohhhhh. Okay."
"Well, yeah. bye."

You ponder what kind of name Alex R. Bumpyton is, and why you have it.
OH CHOIIIICE
  • Go to the Candy Kingdom
  • Ponder what kind of name you have
  • Go home and have a lie-in


Also, who voted "STOP THIS NOW!!"?
 
« Last Edit: August 02, 2012, 02:25:32 PM by Blocky943 »



"I am Alex R. Bumbyton III, destined to be king after Alex D. Bumpyton II passes away."
"Ohhhhh. Okay."
"Well, yeah. bye."

You ponder what kind of name Alex R. Bumpyton is, and why you have it.
OH CHOIIIICE
  • Go to the Candy Kingdom
  • Ponder what kind of name you have
  • Go home and have a lie-in



Also, who voted "STOP THIS NOW!!"?
 

Ponder what kind of name you have.
« Last Edit: August 06, 2012, 09:48:19 PM by Half Brick 2 »

"What kind of name is Alex R. Bumpyton anwyay?"
You scratch your head and notice you are no longer lumpy.
You are now a human girl, wearing a pink T-shirt and shorts, dancing.
Okay, what now?



Also, who likes this new avatar? Pretty cool 'eh?
« Last Edit: August 07, 2012, 05:22:47 AM by Blocky943 »

forget, messed up. Lemme just fix dis stuff...

Fixed.
« Last Edit: August 07, 2012, 05:23:31 AM by Blocky943 »