BlockyAdventure: Awesome text adventure! (Start time)

[Blocky943]

Hey there.
It's time for a crazy look into my mind.
Whatcha gotta do here is you gotta tell me what you want to happen. The first person to answer for what to happen wins, and that will happen.
You wake up in your lumpy space house. What do first?

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[PurpleMetro]

Look around.

[Blocky943]

You look around. There's:
*Your bed
*Your wardrobe
*Your windows
*Your door
What do now?

[PurpleMetro]

You look around. There's:
*Your bed
*Your wardrobe
*Your windows
*Your door
What do now?

Open the wardrobe and look inside for items.

[Blocky943]

In your wardrobe there is some shirts.
No pants.
No shorts.
Just shirts.
Also, there's a key there too.
What do with key?

[PurpleMetro]

In your wardrobe there is some shirts.
No pants.
No shorts.
Just shirts.
Also, there's a key there too.
What do with key?

Take the key, and the shirt just incase, go to the door and open it. If it's locked, use the key.

[Blocky943]

You pick up the key and the shirt and head to the door.
You pull at the door, but it won't budge.
Time to use the key.
...
You put the key in, turn it and try to open the door, but still it won't open.
Great. Stuck in.
Current Inventory: Shirt, Key

[PurpleMetro]

Try to kick the door open. If that fails, go try to climb out the window.

[Blocky943]

You stand back, and lunge straight at the door.
You slam straight into it.
And it hurts. A lot.
Okay, now for jumping out the window.
..Wait.
The window is pretty much as big as this:
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Well there's no way I'm gonna smash that..hey, wait...
Oooh, got it.
24 + 394 to the power of 293 - 215 *Insert more nerdy math here*
"So that means if I open the window and climb out, I can get out!"
You climb out the window, and outside there is:
*Your ex-boyfriend Brad
*Loads of lumpy houses
*And down below, the Lumpy Abyss.

[PurpleMetro]

Go to your lumpy car and drive to Makeout Point

[Blocky943]

"You're banned from using the royal car!"
Yep. You're banned from using your car, and Makeout Point is all the way over the Lumpy Abyss.
You're stuck on your home island until you're unbanned.
WARNING: Choice Point
This is a choice point. A choice point is where you are limited to choices, and not made ideas.
Choices:
*Go get something to eat
*Go nag your parents to be unbanned from the car
*Jump into the Lumpy Abyss and end it all

[PurpleMetro]

"You're banned from using the royal car!"
Yep. You're banned from using your car, and Makeout Point is all the way over the Lumpy Abyss.
You're stuck on your home island until you're unbanned.
WARNING: Choice Point
This is a choice point. A choice point is where you are limited to choices, and not made ideas.
Choices:
*Go get something to eat
*Go nag your parents to be unbanned from the car
*Jump into the Lumpy Abyss and end it all

2nd choice.

[Blocky943]

"But mom! I need to use the royal car to go to Makeout Point because PurpleMetro told me!"
"No. He's probably a child enthusiast who wants to rape you. You are not going to Makeout Point. You're staying here.
Now go get something to eat."
Just great.
Now there's 2 choices left.
Jump into the abyss or get something to eat?

[PurpleMetro]

"But mom! I need to use the royal car to go to Makeout Point because PurpleMetro told me!"
"No. He's probably a child enthusiast who wants to rape you. You are not going to Makeout Point. You're staying here.
Now go get something to eat."
Just great.
Now there's 2 choices left.
Jump into the abyss or get something to eat?

Go get something to eat. Maybe it will make you happier.

[Blocky943]

You go to the kitchen. There's 2 plates. One with a sandwich and one with toast. Which one do you choose?
[Choice Point]
*Toast
*Sandwich