I know the other one isn't too old but it went too deep into page 10 territory to bother bumping.
Let's get this party started:
14:33 - SavageCorona: tell your mum to get a loving job
14:33 - SavageCorona: or claim benefits
14:33 - Almost Easy: A recovering alchoholic that has been fired from 4 jobs is gona be k
14:33 - SavageCorona: ok. she shouldn't even be alive.
14:33 - Almost Easy: osht
14:34 - Almost Easy: i shouldnt laugh at that
14:36 - Almost Easy: my sister will be home soon, she'll tell me to get off so she can play sims, I'll say no, she'll cry to mummy
14:36 - Almost Easy: Average day
14:37 - Almost Easy: sO
14:37 - SavageCorona: lol
14:37 - SavageCorona: get a ps2 bitch
14:37 - Almost Easy: I have one
14:37 - SavageCorona: then get sims on it
14:37 - Almost Easy: Like
14:37 - Almost Easy: 10 meters away from it
14:37 - Almost Easy: from me*
14:37 - SavageCorona: i have a dvd player 12 inches away
14:37 - SavageCorona: my richard can press the on button
14:38 - Almost Easy: In this room
14:38 - Almost Easy: There is a PS2, a Wii, a PS3 and a PC
14:38 - Almost Easy: My XBOX is upstairs, in my room
14:38 - Almost Easy: :3
14:38 - Almost Easy: My sister is stuff at sims, and it's a life simulator
14:38 - Almost Easy: so basically
14:38 - Almost Easy: she's stuff at life
14:38 - SavageCorona: she's stuff[a
14:38 - Almost Easy: trolol
14:38 - SavageCorona: asegugsegui
14:39 - Almost Easy: She doesn't care for her pets
14:39 - Almost Easy: their always like4
14:39 - Almost Easy: slowly dieing in the corner
14:39 - SavageCorona: she'd be stuff at nintendogs
14:39 - Almost Easy: she is
14:39 - SavageCorona: a game based around caring for your pet
14:39 - Almost Easy: she has a DAS
14:39 - Almost Easy: DS*
14:39 - SavageCorona: what happens when your dog "dies"
14:39 - Almost Easy: I have a gameboy colour
14:40 - Almost Easy: it becomes a ghost dog
14:40 - SavageCorona: does she have a stuffty ds from 2004
14:40 - SavageCorona: or dslite
14:40 - Almost Easy: stuffty one from 2004
14:40 - SavageCorona: ha poorcigarette
14:40 - SavageCorona: i have dsi
14:40 - Almost Easy: lol
14:40 - SavageCorona: i got it for my 12th birthday :3
14:40 - Almost Easy: my nan is rich
14:40 - Almost Easy: every one of my games on steam is from my nan
14:40 - SavageCorona: sure £100 in her bank is rich
14:41 - Almost Easy: because she spoils me
14:41 - Almost Easy: lol
14:41 - Almost Easy: 3,000*
14:41 - Almost Easy: My cousin came round yesterday
14:41 - Almost Easy: Lnot alfie
14:41 - Almost Easy: Like my cousin who is like beast at PC tech stuff
14:41 - SavageCorona: so me then
14:41 - Almost Easy: You're not my cousin
14:42 - SavageCorona: i could be
14:42 - SavageCorona: croydoners are all the rage for incest
14:42 - Almost Easy: um
14:42 - Almost Easy: no
14:42 - Almost Easy: anyway
14:42 - Almost Easy: I'm not from croydon
14:42 - Almost Easy: I'm from bromley
14:42 - Almost Easy: so yeah
14:42 - SavageCorona: you live in croydon
14:42 - Almost Easy: I lvie
14:42 - SavageCorona: therefore, incest
14:42 - Almost Easy: live
14:42 - Almost Easy: No
14:43 - Almost Easy: Anyway
14:43 - SavageCorona: anything to do with croydon
14:43 - SavageCorona: incest
14:43 - Almost Easy: Anyway
14:43 - SavageCorona: your parents become brother and sister
02:29 - SavageCorona: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSkb0kDacjs
02:29 - SavageCorona: nao
02:30 - SavageCorona: IT HAS 1080P HD
02:30 - SavageCorona: AMFG
02:30 - Pacha: gayyyyy
02:30 - Pacha: come back to me with some electro
02:30 - SavageCorona: ironically you're gay
02:30 - SavageCorona: trololol
02:30 - Pacha: yeah i know thats the sad part ;c
14:45 - SavageCorona: i think frontrox turned me slightly gay last night ;-;
14:45 - [EZC] Skrynijr: how so
14:45 - SavageCorona: 10-25%
14:45 - [EZC] Skrynijr: he already is gay
14:45 - SavageCorona: idk he was talking about stuff
14:45 - SavageCorona: and he's technically bi
14:46 - [EZC] Skrynijr: oh
14:46 - [EZC] Skrynijr: i thought like just gay
14:46 - SavageCorona: he just happens to have a boyfriend
14:46 - SavageCorona: but he wouldn't turn down a girl if he got the chance
14:46 - [EZC] Skrynijr: but what stuff was he talking about
14:46 - SavageCorona: he was going on about hypothetical *gay experiences* with us 2 and pacha
14:47 - [EZC] Skrynijr: was it in that group chat
14:47 - SavageCorona: yea
14:47 - [EZC] Skrynijr: oh god
14:47 - SavageCorona: pacha was even there
14:47 - SavageCorona: and he was like
14:47 - SavageCorona: kden
14:47 - [EZC] Skrynijr: lolo
14:47 - SavageCorona: i asked what exactly would go down
14:47 - SavageCorona: he said anything
14:47 - SavageCorona: so i said we could just sit there playing bf3 together lmao
14:47 - [EZC] Skrynijr: lol
14:47 - SavageCorona: Frontrox: naked.
14:48 - SavageCorona: ohgod.
14:48 - [EZC] Skrynijr: jesus
14:48 - [EZC] Skrynijr: one can only imagine what chronic unsustained thoughts can go through his mind
14:48 - SavageCorona: gay furries and having love with me and pacha ;-;
14:48 - [EZC] Skrynijr: :|
14:49 - SavageCorona: he even said he'd do that
14:49 - [EZC] Skrynijr: i think what happened is you stumbled upon an overly-horny frontrox last night
14:49 - SavageCorona: yes
14:49 - SavageCorona: i do
14:49 - SavageCorona: id
14:49 - SavageCorona: i said i was skinny as forget and he went
14:49 - SavageCorona: "oh i'm sure you're cute"
19:57 - Almost Easy: forget it I'll just get one from poundland :D
19:57 - SavageCorona: does croydon even have a poundland
19:57 - Almost Easy: yes
19:57 - SavageCorona: i thought poundland in croydon was called tesco
19:57 - Almost Easy: the actual croydon is a tow centre
19:57 - Almost Easy: town*
19:57 - Almost Easy: with shops everywhere
19:58 - SavageCorona: 19:57 - SavageCorona: i thought poundland in croydon was called tesco
19:58 - Almost Easy: no
19:58 - Almost Easy: there's a 99p store
19:58 - Almost Easy: in croydon
19:58 - SavageCorona: wow cheap asses
19:58 - SavageCorona: you can't afford 1p
19:58 - Almost Easy: Yeah kinda not in the mood for jokes :(
19:58 - SavageCorona: is it called 99pland?
19:58 - Almost Easy: no
19:58 - SavageCorona: ninetyninepeeland
19:58 - Almost Easy: 99p store :D
19:58 - SavageCorona: ninetyninepenniesland
19:59 - Almost Easy: theres no land
19:59 - Almost Easy: it's just 99p store
19:59 - SavageCorona: i'm pretty sure the whole land over there is the 99p store
00:24 - SavageCorona: i sent pacha a pic of my face
00:24 - SavageCorona: you want it?
00:25 - Frontrox: Yus
00:25 - SavageCorona: -stuffremovedlink-
00:25 - SavageCorona: it's a crappy picture
00:25 - SavageCorona: and i have like the blankest stare ever
00:26 - SavageCorona: it was taken like a year ago too
00:26 - Frontrox: awe
00:26 - Frontrox: okay
00:30 - Frontrox: aw
00:30 - Frontrox: hello there
00:30 - SavageCorona: herro
00:30 - Frontrox: You look cute
00:30 - Frontrox: !
00:31 - SavageCorona: waitwhat
00:31 - SavageCorona: ;-;
00:31 - Frontrox: :3
