why cant i masturbate GUYS SRS help

[steve5451]

It means you have to keep going until you climax.

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[Electrk]

nice cumback bro.

Cum on now, don't make those kind of jokes.

[xxxxkill]

Cum on now, don't make those kind of jokes.

It's hard not to.

[MaroonCacti]

I tried forever to jizz  but i never could and one day i was determined.
i sat down,
slammed my lotion on my desk,
found the hottest researcho i could,
and i fapped
and fapped
then i viciously fapped
untill i started to shake and my spine curled up
my legs stiffened upall 3 of them
and i loving shot a load everywhere
it was amazing

TooGrossDidintRead: i fapped really hard and came

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

It's hard not to.

I see what you did there.

[Shazoo]

Make a sandwich first but pass on the mayonnaise, then when you're fapping stare at the mayo-free sandwich. Your snake will begin thinking "Oh deary me! That sandwich doesn't have any mayo! I must help the poor thing somehow!" And begin shooting jizz everywhere, focusing especially on the sandwich. Once the sandwich is completely full of semen your snake will feel relaxed. Begin eating the sandwich while gently stroking your snake, this will show that you are grateful to your snake for putting mayo on your sandwich and rewarding it with pleasure.
 

[SlayerZ99]

Cum on now, don't make those kind of jokes.

I'm sick of you cumming into all these threads and ruining them with you bad puns

[Electrk]

I tried forever to jizz  but i never could and one day i was determined.
i sat down,
slammed my lotion on my desk,
found the hottest researcho i could,
and i fapped
and fapped
then i viciously fapped
untill i started to shake and my spine curled up
my legs stiffened up
and i loving shot a load everywhere
it was amazing

TooGrossDidintRead: i fapped really hard and came

And now everyone knows you did that.
Good job, thanks for sharing.

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

And now everyone knows you did that.
Good job, thanks for sharing.

Funny you can say that to the op.

[Electrk]

I'm sick of you cumming into all these threads and ruining them with you bad puns

Sorry, I didn't mean to rub you the wrong way.

[steve5451]

If you've jizzed beore then how can you not do it now?

[xxxxkill]

-snip-

What.

-double snip-

WHAT.

[Rugged]

you're sterile

i know i can jizz, i've done it before, just never from fapping.

and you wonder why i blocked you on facebook

i swear im not this handicapped on facebook

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

Sorry, I didn't mean to rub you the wrong way.

lol it's ok, we're all friends here.

Ontopic: OP, looks like it's a job for Fapman!

[steve5451]

Make a sandwich first but pass on the mayonnaise, then when you're fapping stare at the mayo-free sandwich. Your snake will begin thinking "Oh deary me! That sandwich doesn't have any mayo! I must help the poor thing somehow!" And begin shooting jizz everywhere, focusing especially on the sandwich. Once the sandwich is completely full of semen your snake will feel relaxed. Begin eating the sandwich while gently stroking your snake, this will show that you are grateful to your snake for putting mayo on your sandwich and rewarding it with pleasure.
 

What.

WHAT.