why cant i masturbate GUYS SRS help

[xxxxkill]

Thats a good one

It's going to be a hard to think of a comeback.

I already used the hard joke though :CCCC

Me neither, this is getting me jizzed up!

Oh come on now, that's just painfully obvious.
At least try to cover it up.

[Ad Bot]

[Electrk]

Me neither, this is getting me jizzed up!

no.


I'm really busting a nut to think of another pun; it's so hard!

[Lando The Climber]

Make a sandwich first but pass on the mayonnaise, then when you're fapping stare at the mayo-free sandwich. Your snake will begin thinking "Oh deary me! That sandwich doesn't have any mayo! I must help the poor thing somehow!" And begin shooting jizz everywhere, focusing especially on the sandwich. Once the sandwich is completely full of semen your snake will feel relaxed. Begin eating the sandwich while gently stroking your snake, this will show that you are grateful to your snake for putting mayo on your sandwich and rewarding it with pleasure.
 

[Wynd_Fox]

Make a sandwich first but pass on the mayonnaise, then when you're fapping stare at the mayo-free sandwich. Your snake will begin thinking "Oh deary me! That sandwich doesn't have any mayo! I must help the poor thing somehow!" And begin shooting jizz everywhere, focusing especially on the sandwich. Once the sandwich is completely full of semen your snake will feel relaxed. Begin eating the sandwich while gently stroking your snake, this will show that you are grateful to your snake for putting mayo on your sandwich and rewarding it with pleasure.
 

I may be in love with you.

[Socky]

Make a sandwich first but pass on the mayonnaise, then when you're fapping stare at the mayo-free sandwich. Your snake will begin thinking "Oh deary me! That sandwich doesn't have any mayo! I must help the poor thing somehow!" And begin shooting jizz everywhere, focusing especially on the sandwich. Once the sandwich is completely full of semen your snake will feel relaxed. Begin eating the sandwich while gently stroking your snake, this will show that you are grateful to your snake for putting mayo on your sandwich and rewarding it with pleasure.
 

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

It'll be easy.

Just pull one out of the old noggin

Or, y'know, just think hard.

[Qwepir]

hey guess what
read the op

thx <3

i did
your balls just dont work how they should
have fun being a freak

[steve5451]

These are terrible.

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

i did
your balls just dont work how they should
have fun being a freak

once again,
impossibru.

[SlayerZ99]

It'll be easy.

Just pull one out of the old noggin

I'm a slow thinker but maybe it will just cum early

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

I'm a slow thinker but maybe it will just cum early

Or, y'know, just think hard.

[Rugged]

i did
your balls just dont work how they should
have fun being a freak

hey guess what
read the op again

i know i can jizz, i've done it before, just never from fapping.

i know i can jizz, i've done it before, just never from fapping.

i know i can jizz, i've done it before, just never from fapping.

i know i can jizz, i've done it before, just never from fapping.

i know i can jizz, i've done it before, just never from fapping.

[xxxxkill]

Harder.
Waaay harder.
forget a sponge in a cup if you have to.

[Rugged]

for the record ive been using hair conditioner as the lube.

[Aces]

I'm a slow thinker but maybe it will just cum early

Just hope you don't finish before everyone else!

That's rude.

for the record ive been using hair conditioner as the lube.

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