Author Topic: how da forget do I get rid of fruit flies???  (Read 6005 times)

My house has so many loving fruit flies in it right now. I don't have any food out for the little stuffheads and yet there in my house. And I am not talking about like 10 there are like 10,000. There even in the bathroom so there pissing me off while I stuff. I have tried poisoning the little forgeters with raid but they keep coming back. There coming out of the sink from what I can tell and I have no way to get rid of them. Do you guys have any suggestions on how to get rid of them?

bait them into a corner with a tangerine and rough them up real good

And I am not talking about like 10 there are like 10,000.
oh wow.

kill them

BUT FOR NOW

LET THERE BE FRUIT

snort them out of the air with a rolled up $20 bill

bring a fruit basket offering to the king of the fruit flies and ask him emigrate to yonder kingdoms


Flies are the biggest asshats amongst the animals.
The only solution is fire
Fire
Fire
Did I mention fire

They come out of the sink so every time I kill one. Two take its place

Am I smart yet
Flies are the biggest asshats amongst the animals.
The only solution is fire
Fire
Fire
Did I mention fire
fruit flies are immune to fire damage

deal 50 points of damage to caster



They come out of the sink so every time I kill one. Two take its place

Fi-

fruit flies are immune to fire damage

deal 50 points of damage to caster

-Ice.

Run the faucet all day

They come out of the sink so every time I kill one. Two take its place
Plug the sink, fill it up, then drain it. Burning hot water.