Here's your gift from Morpheus...
Herpy Late Borfdey.
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I'm going to be fifteen in about 27 dayson the 28th
That was part of the joke of misspellings.
I'm going to be twenty-two in about 6 dayson the 7th
22 is a lame age!nothing happensI'm going to get my permit, is what will happen for me