The meaning of life in one sentence?

[RagnaTheBroedge]

My my a bit pissed now aren't we?

i laffed

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[Night Fox]

The meaning of life is to reincarnate as a female dragon so you can be big and be forgeted.

you don't have to be female to be big and get forgeted

that's not a sentence you dumb monday.

"the meaning of life is death"
are you happy now

[RagnaTheBroedge]

there is no PERIOD.

[Night Fox]

there is no PERIOD.

"The meaning of life is death."

[Mr.Noßody]

It means nothing.

[FaecDog]

life is a whole bunch of freaking molecules that bonded together and got the idea that they could stick together and use smaller single molecules to be bigger and better and one day decided they had too many members so it split the part where the rules of the group were written down in a sort of language that could be understood so that the group could function at an acceptable state and created two groups of which were exactly the same as before and some groups made "molecular hooks" on the surface so that two groups could stick together and then four and then eight and then sixteen and then thirty two and then sixty four and so on until gaps in parts of the "colony" as we would now call it delivered oxygen to otherwise unreachable groups  by using groups that could stretch and contract so that a fluid called "blood" could fight off other groups that lived off of the colony and damaged it and eventually the colony grew so large that mutations were formed in some of the groups, or "cells" as we would now call them to be more rigid, and they multiplied into longer shapes and some cells used electricity to send signals as to what the entire "organism" as it is now called would do for survival, and the more rigid cells poked out on four areas of the organ and it now had "limbs" and a very long "bone" in the rear of the organism grew to carry out the entire "body's" commands, for an easier word to refer to the organism as, and it developed large sacs with branching gaps inside of the body behind the "heart", which is the thing I said earlier that pumped blood around the body and a band of muscle under the "lungs" as the sacs are called pulled it to suck in oxygen which the cells need to live for the organ to live and is delivered to the heart to be put into the blood and a different kind of molecule is delivered back to the lungs to be pumped back out into the atmosphere and the organ developed a system of tubes that took in edible plants and other organisms that have developed all this time to take in nutrients that the cells needed because they couldn't take them in by just touching things anymore, so after the tubes, were formed, there was a sac behind them filled with mucus and acid, and a whole bunch of other organs were developed to help process nutrients, and a system was put through the "spine", the long bone in the rear, to carry out messages to the organs and limbs, and eventually there was a set of organs created in the lower part of the body used to make another kind of organism that this entire thing was, and there was another kind of it with different reproductive parts in the same place, and they eventually developed a sense of morals, and decided the reproductive system was not to be shown until it was supposed to be actually used, and that's how the human race was made.

so, yeah. that was one sentence.

[TheArmyGuy]

Procreate.

[BanishedLetters]

so, yeah. that was one sentence.

RUN-ON SENTENCES EVERYWHERE

[Gamefandan]

Doesn't have a meaning.

[Socky]

this is a really long run on sentece jjust worning u because dsi still counts in the peramiters of on e sentince but the meaning of live is to find a woman and rape her eyebals then tall ur son/doughtor to do the sam thing to their husbanned or wiafu and then they wil grow old together and the femal will eat the man up in a plate of love and then the femal will grow to be very strong and sominant and then will grow up to be leader of the alpha female pack in the apocalypse where men ar like pets to de woman and they rule the world but then a man wil become named apestuff mcgee who will save the world but then he will rule the world wiyth his own supe race of ape men and then the movie will be made the plane tof the apps and steve jobes will com back to life from the ded and then hje will make ann i phone 5 which wil have an app to transport all of humanitey back to 2012 where the man named socky wil type this sentence and ewill become the prohpeceye which will eventually lead to the worlds buggeste disvoered the ned

[Axolotl]

you don't have to be female to be big and get forgeted

Error: Almost all of the dragons are straight and we have a severe shortage of female dragons.

[RagnaTheBroedge]

all the dragons that aren't camera, who really and sincerely wants a dragon in his butt

[Axolotl]

all the dragons that aren't camera, who really and sincerely wants a dragon in his butt

I'd do Aremac but not Flint Baron.

[D Trix]

inb4doucherunonsentance


Wait..

[Axolotl]

Well

The big bang happened, and it created hydrogen, and then helium, and then other elements by molecular fusion, and then the first stars formed, the stars grew bigger, and they were beginning to die, since nothing lasts forever, and the dying star has all sorts of elements, the heaviest being nickel-56, and when nickel-56 is produced, that is a trigger for the star to explode, releasing lots of matter and energy, these clumps of matter formed galaxies and nebulae, and then elements began to bind together to form different chemicals, some of these chemicals were amino acids, and some of those amino acids got into comets, and some of those comets collided with Earth, and then those amino acids formed into cells, and that is how we got life.


Oops, I said how life formed.

The meaning of life is where an embryo forms from the sperm fertilizing the egg, the egg begins to multiply since it has enough genetic data from the sperm, and then the embryo's cells begin to multiply over the course of 8 weeks, and then it turns into a fetus, and then the fetus grows for up to 32 weeks, and then the mother gives birth to the baby, and then the baby grows to be a child, and the child grows to be a teen, and if the teen doesn't do anything stupid like mixing drugs, it grows to be an adult, and then if the adult isn't gay or lesbian, it has love with a member of the opposite gender, the sperm from the male goes into the vaginal cavity, and then the cycle repeats.