So this cigarette on skype thinks hes nothing

[Victor Von Doom]

Like literally hes threatned Self Delete and now he thinks hes nothing. Please i need halp. WATDO




[11:58:59 AM] Waggleton P. Tallylicker: it must be because you dont trust me, you dont like me, you just want to use me like everyone else...
[12:00:05 PM] Waggleton P. Tallylicker: i am not even worth being anyones friend... i am just  to easy to walk over...
[12:00:51 PM] Waggleton P. Tallylicker: i am a pathetic failure as a human...

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[BanishedLetters]

Tell him to hang himself and get it over with.

Problem solved.

[Aces]

Honestly its not your problem.

[Soukuw]

Tell him to stop being a pusillanimous individual and to do it.

[Ayxrion]

oh god
i feel the same way
;-;

[Jacob 123456789]

Waggleton P. Tallylicker

Yup.

[TheArmyGuy]

Do a flip!

[Nickelob Ultra]

Do a flip!

^^^

If they're telling people, they're doing it for attention and will probably pusillanimous individual out in pure fear and lack of willpower.

[Yosher]

tell him "i don't care."

people who openly state on the internet "wah wah im gona comit socide!111!11" are most certainly doing it for attention.

[BubbaGum]

I wouldnt encourage it but if you want to at least be nice about it say Im sorry but I cant help you

[Darkness ZXW]

"what the forget"
"at least get $500,000 life insurance and jump into traffic"

you know

for that family that he will make depressed for 5 years, wondering why he did it

[Sami2ss]

i find it hard for someone to act like that on skype. i mean, they'd have to be doing some dramatic stuff like crying, considering you can see their face...and the fact they'd be crying AND casually talking to someone over the computer is...unrealistic, i would say.

[Soukuw]

"what the forget"
"at least get $500,000 life insurance and jump into traffic"
you know
for that family that he will make depressed for 5 years, wondering why he did it

Most life insurance plans do not cover Self Delete.

[Clone v.117]

If I was going to Kill myself I'd get some good insurance (make it look like an accident obvsli) for my families first.
Tell him to do that.
And put it in your name.

[Darkness ZXW]

Most life insurance plans do not cover Self Delete.

it covers being hit by cars if it's not "Self Delete"