Would you rather

[steve5451]

LAME

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[FireFish]

Would you rather put toothpicks under your toenails and kick a wall, or put a glass rod in your urethra and hit your richard with a hammer?

[Katadeus]

Toothpicks
I don't need my toes.

[Planr]

oh gosh WHY DO OUR OPTIONS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO PAINFUL! :(

[Ayxrion]

oh gosh WHY DO OUR OPTIONS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO PAINFUL! :(

I DONT KNOW D:

would you rather have a cat or a dog?

[Pengie]

Tough, I'm afraid of dogs because I was bitten by one when I was little and another when I went to my friend's house. This was a german shepherd almost as big as I was by the way.

However, I'm allergic to cats. Not deathly, but allergic.

Still, I'd pick cats and put up with the sneezing and itchy noses and eyes.



Would you rather sleep on the floor every night or share a bed with most restless person you know?

[ImperealOfficer]

Lie on top of restless person. Get free massage bed.

Would you rather be a woman or a man?

The fun is waiting.

[shyGriff]

i'm already a girl so woman

would you rather be ImperealOfficer or Pengie?

[ImperealOfficer]

Pengie

Would you rather star in a novel adaptation, an indie movie, or a theatrical musical?

[Mikoyan]

Theatrical musical :D

would you rather kill a baby or a puppy

[shyGriff]

baby. puppies are cuter

would you rather kill a mikoyan or a pengie

[Blocky943]

Mikoyan.


Would you rather have somebody post while you were reading, or post normally?

[Pengie]

It depends how long the post is but I guess generally, the latter.

Also the lack of distaste in the posts involving me is shocking.


Would you rather live next to someone who parties every night until 3am or someone who mows their lawn with an obnoxiously loud lawn mower at 7am every day?

[ImperealOfficer]

It depends how long the post is but I guess generally, the latter.

Also the lack of distaste in the posts involving me is shocking.


Would you rather live next to someone who parties every night until 3am or someone who mows their lawn with an obnoxiously loud lawn mower at 7am every day?

Inb4 Sorry For Party Rocking

If I was an old man I'd rather do the lawn mower but I'd go for the party. Join the party, don't fight it.

Would you rather be forever imprisoned as a little girl or forever sentenced to obesity?

[shyGriff]

i'm already a little girl

would you rather be a panda or a cookie monster for the rest of your life