Author Topic: Crazy stuff you did as a kid.  (Read 4876 times)

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Alright let me explain some stuff:
My parents are really bad at getting rid of old stuff and they never finished the Porch or the junk heap of a room we call the "Great Room". (It's a big room in the house above the garage.)

Anyways so me and my brothers (We were really young at the time like preteens) did this stuff the room inside was the first one we built a fort in and we brought wood in from outside and dragged it up a good 10-15feet to the rafters and built an area up there. (We used shelves to climb up.) from there we put more wood out onto the insulation and wen't above the rest of the house (That's the dark area.) though we didn't venture very far out.

The other spot is a bunch of wood that was on the porch that was intended to make the inner wall of the porch and we make it across the entire porch and used that as a fort for a while.

Among this we also did stuff out on the rocks in front of my house like gathering long fallen branches and making them rooves above separations in the rock. We also made some normal wooden forts but those were boring and we didn't do much besides use some spare shingles (Just layered down on top) and plastic to make rooves for those.

So did anyone else do stuff like this as a kid?

I'd grab a toy axe or something and chase a bird
and yell DEATH TO BIRDIES

I shot a bird with a BB gun. It died immediately and I took its head off.

Not exactly crazy but I remember this one time a friend and I got bored and started screwing around in a hardware store. We found these miniature "table crumb cleaners" that are like mini handheld vacuums, and we turned them on and put them in the display toilets so they'd be loudly buzzing. Caused a lot of attention as people walked past and started looking around for the source of the sound, opening the toilets and peering in.

Got approached by security while outside lol. Things you do when you are bored. v_v

parents left a bottle of tylenol on the counter, downed the whole bottle

brother was more interested in the ambulance than the fact that his brother needed poison control treatment.



parents left a bottle of tylenol on the counter, downed the whole bottle

brother was more interested in the ambulance than the fact that his brother needed poison control treatment.
lucky you didn't die


i have no clue what i did

Was it good?
well i don't eat it anymore so what does that tell you

I used to eat baking soda.
Not like pour it into my mouth, just have little tastes every once in a while.
I also ate Play-Doh. It tasted salty.
I also used to kick the wall by my bed when I slept.
My bed was right up against the wall separating my room from my parent's room, so they always told me if I kicked the wall last night or not.
Good times.

Coal? Do you live near a mine. Or did you put a piece of charcoal in your mouth? There is a difference between coal and charcoal. Atleast charcoal helps clean your body of toxins.

I pooped on the toilet cover...I thought it was open. ._.

Me and my brother were wrestling, and I DDT'd him into the floor and we almost had to call the ambulence.

Funfact: He still brings it up to this day. I don't blame him though.

I've practiced auto erotic asphyxiation since I was 12

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I pooped on the toilet cover...I thought it was open. ._.
unless you're mentally handicapped, you'd realize it was closed as soon as you sat on it