Things people probably don't know about you

[BanishedLetters]

I am breaking into you houses and licking your crotches!

Mmm bby~

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[Boink!]

Vanceaphobia

A fear of foxes licking your crotch.

[MackTheHunter]

I threw rocks at Terry Fox

[Alyx Vance]

STAND BACK, I HAVE MAYO

I like mayo..
If you know what I mean.

My house is completely Alyx-free with the new alyxGuard home defence system.

Any Alyx that steps on the lawn will be injected with a sedative.

[me = Alyx Fox] Breaks and and licks your crotch [/me]
Muhahaha

Mmm bby~

None for you.

Vanceaphobia

A fear of foxes licking your crotch.

To bad

[Boink!]

I like mayo..
If you know what I mean.
[me = Alyx Fox] Breaks and and licks your crotch [/me]
Muhahaha

None for you.
To bad

NOOOOOO
Well i have ketchup!

[BanishedLetters]

None for you.

What?! Why? D:

[Alyx Vance]

NOOOOOO
Well i have ketchup!

I am immune to Catsup.

What?! Why? D:

ur a cigaretteet

[xxxxkill]

Due to the recent rise of crotch licking foxes, I have taken action
In the form of bombing the general area where Alyx lives.

[BanishedLetters]

ur a cigaretteet

But that's why I like it~

[Boink!]

I am immune to Catsup.

Don't make me tase you bro!

[Alyx Vance]

Due to the recent rise of crotch licking foxes, I have taken action
In the form of bombing the general area where Alyx lives.

I am immune to bombs.

But that's why I like it~

FEGET

Don't make me tase you bro!

Don't make me use my tounge!

[CCR]

I got beez in da trap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSRvpv5weaI&feature=related

[BanishedLetters]

FEGET

:(

[xxxxkill]

I mean bombs filled with area dispersal napalm
So uh yeah good luck with that.

[Boink!]

Don't make me use my tounge!