Author Topic: Things people probably don't know about you  (Read 8557 times)

i'm actually 4 midgets and a banana in costume


I'm actually mark laidlaw of valve software

I'm actually a fox and those pictures are lies.

I'm really a slice of bacon.



A fox by the name of Alyx broke into my house and licked my crotch.




A fox by the name of Alyx broke into my house and licked my crotch.
sweet damn
this happened to me too

I am breaking into you houses and licking your crotches!

I am breaking into you houses and licking your crotches!
STAND BACK, I HAVE MAYO

My house is completely Alyx-free with the new alyxGuard home defence system.

Any Alyx that steps on the lawn will be injected with a sedative.