Author Topic: Things people probably don't know about you  (Read 9214 times)

* Axolotl turns into a mutalid, and starts masturbating.

"Ugh, I'm so thirsty." *looks at sperm* "Errrr, maybe later."

* Tremrist Tries to persuade the force field to turn off, by seducing it.

Subject 006 [AXOLOTL] is currently pleasuring itself.

Subject 004 [TREMRIST, CODENAME: NUCLEAR climax] is attempting to seduce a forcefield.

* Freek tries to run into forcefield.
that's one subject who has electrocuted himself.

yes, that is a plausible explanation. perhaps it's to fertilize multiple eggs.

* Axolotl begins to climax...

Like, lots of babies? That seems plausible.


*Freek starts drinking sperm, due to thirst*

I head straight to page 11 on this thread

"OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?"

climaxnuke
The iron bars turn white from the heat, but the forcefield blocks the heat from escaping to elsewhere.

FORCEFIELD 004 HAS HEAT DAMAGE

Subject 002 [FREEK] is currently drinking semen.
Ew.

Forcefield 004 is not at optimal condition. Boosting power.

Subject 002 [FREEK] is currently drinking his own semen.
Ew.
That's my semen, silly.