Mutalid Containment Center 34

[Frontrox]

Do we have any plutonium?

You can't have any though.

[Ad Bot]

[Alyx Vance]

*Tries to seduce Frontrox

If you let me out I'll give you what you want.

[Tremrist]

I need to get out of this loving cell, I am going to go insane.

[Freek]

*Starts chewing on rocks.*

[PowerDag]

The inside of the cells have been refitted with holodeck devices to simulate the environment of the subjects' choosing. Mind you, there are no loopholes to it; it cannot be used to escape.

[Tremrist]

I will give a lewinsky for a nickel, if you let me out.

[Alyx Vance]

Can I at least be in the same cell as Tremmy?

[xxxxkill]

Request denied, subject 005.

[ghost_man]

Can I at least be in the same cell as Tremmy?

You've gotta get a guard to make me open the knobless-sliding doors.

[Freek]

Do you have anything else I can eat?

[PowerDag]

Tremrist and Alyx now share a room. Go crazy.

We also now have an extra room in case we have another subject.

[xxxxkill]

Understood, General Commander in Chief Ultra Cool Researcher who's the Manly Man Women Want to be With and Men Want to be. Also why is that your title? There must be a story behind it.

[Alyx Vance]

Woot.
Trem bend over.

[Freek]

I can share a room with Axolotl.

[ghost_man]

Do you have anything else I can eat?

* ghost_man pours hot icecream with researcho images taped to it into freek's room