Mardalf needs counseling: HOW TO GET OVER loving HANGOVER?

[Mardalf]

so I've come to the best place for help that the Internet can find right?

last thing I really remember was lying in a half full tub and puking vodka and i think a bunch of blood all over I dont know why there was blood and it wasn't from my thighs then I panicked I think because I somehow made it upstairs and to my bed before

I know I'm a messed up stupid individual

[Ad Bot]

[Dominator]

so I've come to the best place for help that the Internet can find right?

You've come to the right place! We can help you with any problem! And that blood is probably from someone trying to chainsaw your head. And what did you mean by "it's not coming from my thighs"?

[Doomonkey]

Stop drinking so much.

[Mardalf]

Stop drinking so much.

professional advice giver here
I know it's not a good idea
yea I started doing it when I'm depressed it used to help but obviously now it just makes things wors
how the hell do I get rid of this hangover 

[Nymethus]

go back in time and don't drink, stupid

[Jetlok]

go back in time and don't drink, stupid

this

[Kochieboy]

Stop drinking so much.

[Mardalf]

go back in time and don't drink, stupid

I love you to
but your not helping me right now I can't go back in time intill 2015

[Jetlok]

I love you to
but your not helping me right now I can't go back in time intill 2015

wait until then
then go back in time

[PowerDag]

hangover's caused by not having enough water

rehydrate yourself

[Night Fox]

and you decided to ask this in a community of mostly <21-year-old Americans

[Nymethus]

I love you to
but your not helping me right now I can't go back in time intill 2015

Alright, I'll help you. Look at this:

I love you to
but your not helping me right now I can't go back in time intill 2015

Now look at this:

I love you too, but you're not helping me right now; I can't go back in time until 2015.

Now back to me. See how there's suddenly correct grammar in your post?

Anyway, Jetlok got it.

[Mardalf]

I just remembered I friend invited me to a party at like 6 this evening I'll probably drown in the pool at this rate

hangover's caused by not having enough water

rehydrate yourself

how much should I drink?

and you decided to ask this in a community of mostly <21-year-old Americans

because I'm smart like that

[PowerDag]

how much should I drink?

twelve gallons

[Nymethus]

hangover's caused by not having enough water

drink water

fixed