7:01 PM - KeyBot=[ET]=: COUSIN, LET'S GO BOWLING
7:02 PM - Gooby: I DOn'T WANT TO JACK HIM
7:02 PM - Gooby: GODDAMN IT
7:02 PM - Gooby: THIS GAME NEVER DOES WHAT I ASK IT TO DO
7:02 PM - KeyBot=[ET]=: -jumps out-
7:02 PM - KeyBot=[ET]=: FREEDO-
7:02 PM - Gooby: GODDAMN PHYSICS ENGINE
7:02 PM - KeyBot=[ET]=: HEY LOOK, A FLYING RAT.
7:03 PM - Gooby: YOU'VE BEEN A stuff ON MY ASS FOR TOO LONG
7:04 PM - KeyBot=[ET]=: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND, SIR.
7:04 PM - Gooby: you can't stop me, I HAVE CHEATS
7:04 PM - KeyBot=[ET]=: QUICK! SHOOT THE NOOB!
7:05 PM - Gooby: GODDAMN IT ROMAN I DON'T WANT TO GO BOWLING
7:05 PM - KeyBot=[ET]=: Oh, okay cousin. Maybe another time.
7:05 PM - Gooby: OH stuff
7:05 PM - Gooby: ahhhhh....
7:06 PM - KeyBot=[ET]=: -falls in water-
7:06 PM - KeyBot=[ET]=: GASP
7:06 PM - Gooby: I SURVIVED!
7:06 PM - KeyBot=[ET]=: -sees land like a gazillion miles away-
7:07 PM - Gooby: ugh... land of opportunity my ass...
I noticed he was playing GTA IV, so I started this.