post funny steam chats v.6996

[Frontrox]

no, canadian

You mean American?

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[BanishedLetters]

I love this thread and everyone in it.

[Dominator]

21:12 - SavageCorona: send me pic of you
21:12 - SavageCorona: :>
21:14 - Frontrox: Um
21:14 - Frontrox: nu
21:14 - SavageCorona: y u no
21:14 - SavageCorona: i sent pic of me
21:14 - SavageCorona: i even let you think about me in the shower
21:15 - SavageCorona: i mean what
21:15 - Frontrox: What
21:15 - Frontrox: No
21:15 - Frontrox: lol
21:16 - SavageCorona: i will though
21:16 - SavageCorona: :3
21:16 - Frontrox: Think of me in the shower?
21:16 - SavageCorona: no
21:16 - SavageCorona: let you think of me
21:16 - SavageCorona: idk what you look like
21:16 - Frontrox: You can' stop me anyways!
21:16 - SavageCorona: with mind probes i can actually
21:17 - Frontrox: Come at me
21:17 - SavageCorona: can i give you my brown town probe
21:17 - SavageCorona: it links to your brain
21:18 - Frontrox: Um
21:18 - Frontrox: no
21:18 - Frontrox: lol
21:19 - SavageCorona: i'm not talking about brown town probes
21:19 - SavageCorona: if you know what i mean
21:19 - Frontrox: Oh
21:19 - Frontrox: Your richard?
21:19 - SavageCorona: yes :>
21:19 - Frontrox: Yeah I can take you
21:19 - Frontrox: ;)
21:19 - SavageCorona: threeway with pacha? :>
21:19 - Frontrox: Yeah sure

They're both mine anyway

[PowerDag]

You all now belong to me

[BanishedLetters]

5:28 PM - RAINBOW CHIKKUNZ: im straight
5:28 PM - Pacha: ohhhhhhhh
5:28 PM - Pacha: forget
5:28 PM - RAINBOW CHIKKUNZ: im gay
5:29 PM - Pacha: yay
5:29 PM - Pacha: now i can molest you
5:29 PM - RAINBOW CHIKKUNZ: nvm im bi
5:29 PM - Pacha: i can still molest you

[BanishedLetters]

and now this

[Dominator]

and now this

What's the horror about a giant snake ;-;

[Boink!]

and now this

toned down, extended version


Alice: One time i actually had a dream where i had 3 crotches
Shneakish Shpoycurab: Holy stuff
Shneakish Shpoycurab: you can love 3 girls
Pacha: i had a dream i loved zangoose
Pacha: that comes as such a surprise doesnt it
Shneakish Shpoycurab: I once had a dream where like
Shneakish Shpoycurab: It was 2014
Shneakish Shpoycurab: people can make their crotch HUGE
Shneakish Shpoycurab: so suddenly
Shneakish Shpoycurab: you'd see people with giant crotches
Shneakish Shpoycurab: hopping around
Alice: what would the girls do
Pacha: oh god the horror
Pacha: the loving horror
Shneakish Shpoycurab: they'd ride on them
Alice: would women be loved
Shneakish Shpoycurab: yes

[BanishedLetters]

[Ayxrion]

oh snap :(


obviously you forgot the other parts.

[UniversalBruhaha]

Mike: Aka Url
☆Pervert-Dragoon☆™: Url is a whore
☆Pervert-Dragoon☆™: A dirty whore with aids
Mike: Hell
Mike: I'd still forget it
Mike: l:3
☆Pervert-Dragoon☆™: You'd forget a dead goose
Mike: ..
Mike: Yes
Mike: l:o
Mike: But dont tell anyone
Mike: ONLY MY MAN JUICE CAN PEIRCE ITS FEATHERY BEHIND
Mike: NOBODY ELLLLLSEEE
Mike: >:O

c:

[BanishedLetters]

bamp


1:36 AM - (IZC:SO) BrighterThunder: vergin
1:36 AM - (IZC:SO) BrighterThunder: from russia
1:36 AM - (IZC:SO) BrighterThunder: just pay shipping and handling
1:36 AM - (IZC:SO) BrighterThunder: what the forget am i typing

[Dominator]

19:25 - SavageCorona: You know his name wasn't really Jesus Christ, right? Jesus is just the Greek translation of Yeshua, which translates from Hebrew to Joshua. But his name wasn't Josh Christ, either, since his parents weren't Joseph and Mary Christ. So it's really not blasphemy to say "Jesus Christ", because it's not taking the right name in vain.
19:25 - SavageCorona: Isn't religion fun?
19:25 - Pacha: i dont like religion
19:26 - SavageCorona: i'm atheist so smd
19:26 - Pacha: i dont even know what the forget i believe in
19:26 - SavageCorona: seriously smd.
19:26 - Pacha: but
19:26 - Pacha: how ;-;
19:26 - SavageCorona: give me $500 for a plane trip
19:27 - SavageCorona: plus $50 for the train ride to london
19:27 - Pacha: ok but first i'll need
19:27 - Pacha: your name
19:27 - SavageCorona: or however much it is i guess $50
19:27 - Pacha: your address
19:27 - SavageCorona: what
19:27 - SavageCorona: no
19:27 - SavageCorona: i'm coming there
19:27 - SavageCorona: you're home alone
19:27 - Pacha: oh yeah
19:27 - Pacha: good point
19:28 - SavageCorona: what state are you in anyway
19:28 - SavageCorona: i might actually move to america when i get enough money and a job there
19:28 - Pacha: Illinois
19:28 - Pacha: Chicago
19:28 - SavageCorona: hote
19:28 - SavageCorona: that is actually where i was going to move to
19:28 - Pacha: !!!
19:28 - SavageCorona: THE PROPHETS WERE TRUTHFUL
19:29 - SavageCorona: if i did would you actually dump your bf for me <3
19:29 - Pacha: maybee~
19:29 - SavageCorona: or have a threeway.

[Dominator]

BUMP:

08:50 - SavageCorona: man
08:50 - SavageCorona: my stomach
08:50 - SavageCorona: it hurts
08:51 - Pacha: go eat something
08:51 - Pacha: make like a sandwich or something thats easy to make
08:51 - SavageCorona: sandwich for breakfast
08:51 - SavageCorona: kden
08:51 - SavageCorona: seems legit
08:51 - Pacha: i eat fish for breakfast
08:51 - Pacha: shut up
08:51 - SavageCorona: i eat bread sandwiches
08:51 - SavageCorona: stfu
08:52 - SavageCorona: it's easy
08:52 - SavageCorona: all you need to do
08:52 - SavageCorona: is take 3 slices of bread out
08:52 - SavageCorona: then eat them as one
08:52 - SavageCorona: and you have a  bread sandwich
08:52 - Pacha: 10/10 amazing sandwich
08:52 - Pacha: would eat again
08:52 - SavageCorona: would eat again
08:52 - SavageCorona: forget
08:52 - Pacha: HA
08:52 - SavageCorona: 10/10 conversation
08:53 - SavageCorona: posting in topic

[Boink!]

BUMP OF GLORY


Shneakish Shpoycurab: this is sad day
Shneakish Shpoycurab: i no longer have my sniper avatar
Shneakish Shpoycurab turns on sad music
Pacha: whaaaaat
Shneakish Shpoycurab: it's gone
Shneakish Shpoycurab: nowher eon my computer
Shneakish Shpoycurab: and the pm
Shneakish Shpoycurab: is gone :C
Pacha: :(
Pacha: what about the one that says SUWAG
Shneakish Shpoycurab: looks like it's time to beg spectrum for it back
Shneakish Shpoycurab: WAIT
Shneakish Shpoycurab: I HAVE A CHANCE
Shneakish Shpoycurab: I GOTTA FIND THAT THREAD
Pacha: !!!
Shneakish Shpoycurab: I MUST
Shneakish Shpoycurab: THIS IS THE EPIC SEARCH
Shneakish Shpoycurab: FOR MY OLDER AVATAR
Shneakish Shpoycurab: PLAY THE EPIC DISTORTED GUITAR BRO
Pacha: ok
Pacha: DISTORTED GUITAR PLAYING SKILLS GO
Shneakish Shpoycurab: YEAH!
Shneakish Shpoycurab: who is that dude
Shneakish Shpoycurab: with the head
Shneakish Shpoycurab: on his avatar
Shneakish Shpoycurab: with the words "lovey" or something
Shneakish Shpoycurab: i forgot
Pacha: i have no clue what you're talking about
Shneakish Shpoycurab: He made the suwag avatar
Shneakish Shpoycurab: he was putting words on a bunch of avatars
Shneakish Shpoycurab: grrr
Shneakish Shpoycurab: scumbag brain
Pacha: OH
Pacha: -Pablo-
Shneakish Shpoycurab: Ya sure?
Pacha: yesh
Shneakish Shpoycurab: I hope it's pablo
Pacha: wait forget
Shneakish Shpoycurab: yeah it wasn't pablo
Pacha: no its TurnipBlog
Shneakish Shpoycurab: k
Shneakish Shpoycurab: YES
Shneakish Shpoycurab: I FOUND IT
Shneakish Shpoycurab cries in join
Shneakish Shpoycurab: you can play the sad music now
Shneakish Shpoycurab: crying in join
Pacha plays sad music
Shneakish Shpoycurab: OH GOD AVATAR
Shneakish Shpoycurab: I MISSED YOU
Shneakish Shpoycurab hugs sniopar avatar
Shneakish Shpoycurab: YAY

epic story 10/10