Post your favourite insults

[Fracture]

So yeah I need to add some new insults to my brain and I thought you guys would be great for this.

Currently my favourite insult is calling someone a Cuntplug.

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[LeetZero]

When you* die I will slit your family's richards and slam them in your grave and pee on them.
*Indirected to OP or preferably anyone from this topic.

[LOL :D]

"ur a buthoel loleloel"

[Butler]

YOU SMELL LIKE A BABY PROSTITUTE.

[Boink!]

BUKKNUKKER
and
n00b

[Tremrist]

You -
dirty, Stuck up. Sadistic, stuff-eating, roostersucking, butt-loving, snake-smelling, crotch grabbing, ball licking, semen drinking, dog raping, national socialist loving, child touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, richardless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse-faced, sheep fondling, toilet kissing, self-centered, feces puking, carrot shoving, snot-spitting, crap gathering, big nosed, monkey slapping, bastard screwing, bean shedding (or possibly stuffting), fart knocking. sack busting, splooge tasting, bear blowing, head swallowing, bitch snatching, hand-jobbing, donkey caressing, mucus spewing, brown town plugging, hole grabbing, uncircumcised, sewer sipping, whore mongering, piss swimming, midget munching, douchebag, hole biting, carnivorous mail-order prostituting starfish!

[Boink!]

You -
dirty, Stuck up. Sadistic, stuff-eating, roostersucking, butt-loving, snake-smelling, crotch grabbing, ball licking, semen drinking, dog raping, national socialist loving, child touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, richardless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse-faced, sheep fondling, toilet kissing, self-centered, feces puking, carrot shoving, snot-spitting, crap gathering, big nosed, monkey slapping, bastard screwing, bean shedding (or possibly stuffting), fart knocking. sack busting, splooge tasting, bear blowing, head swallowing, bitch snatching, hand-jobbing, donkey caressing, mucus spewing, brown town plugging, hole grabbing, uncircumcised, sewer sipping, whore mongering, piss swimming, midget munching, douchebag, hole biting, carnivorous mail-order prostituting starfish-NO0000000000B! YOU NOOBTUBER I 360 NOSCOPE YOU AND HACK

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[xxxxkill]

You -
dirty, Stuck up. Sadistic, stuff-eating, roostersucking, butt-loving, snake-smelling, crotch grabbing, ball licking, semen drinking, dog raping, national socialist loving, child touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, richardless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse-faced, sheep fondling, toilet kissing, self-centered, feces puking, carrot shoving, snot-spitting, crap gathering, big nosed, monkey slapping, bastard screwing, bean shedding (or possibly stuffting), fart knocking. sack busting, splooge tasting, bear blowing, head swallowing, bitch snatching, hand-jobbing, donkey caressing, mucus spewing, brown town plugging, hole grabbing, uncircumcised, sewer sipping, whore mongering, piss swimming, midget munching, douchebag, hole biting, carnivorous mail-order prostituting starfish!

Well I had one
Then I read this and it became my favorite insult of all time
Insult of the Year.

[RedGajin]

forget you

[Kumquat]

I hope you suffer a minor inconvenience for an extended period of time!

[Boink!]

forget you

Bukknukker!

[Sami2ss]

[sorrel]

Take that!
you one eyed, bomb-lobbing, cactus-eatin', pot-bellied, punk, bloody, fat, jiggly, whoppin', big, backstabbing, loadarm, creepy, spastic, little, bloody, blind-eyed, precious, little, twitchy, pickle-headed, rocket-hoppin', pod, potatoe-hoppin', phony, two-faced, filthy, mutant bastard!"

[Snow2]

You Schmuck.

[TheABELBOTO]

You suck