Author Topic: FROGS, EVERYWHERE  (Read 761 times)

I was in a summer program today held at some unrelated high school that lets my high school hold it there. Anyway, I went to the bathroom, and in the urinal was a big ass dead frog. Didn't even look dead, it was just...y'know, spread out, and not moving. Also, on the floors were green juice.

Just when I was about to run out...I see three more dead frogs on the floor that I previously missed because I just thought they were those brown school paper towels from the corner of my eye.

They failed the summer program "frogger"




Funny thing is I live in the city, it looked like someone probably dumped them there from some science experiment, though they weren't opened up.


so thats where they went

Isn't a bunch of dead frogs everywhere the sign of the Apocalypse?

They failed the summer program "frogger"
i'm sorry but this made me laugh more than i should have

Speaking of frogs earlier today I was shoveling dirt in my neighbor's garden because I need money.

A frog was near my feet, I didn't notice and continued to shovel normally, while talking to my neighbor, eventually, it got under the shovel, and my shovel went straight through it's head.

I cut off it's freaking head.

I am a terrible person.

Luckily, you don't live in the Amazon!

I hear the frogs there can kill people! Even the bugs!


Speaking of frogs earlier today I was shoveling dirt in my neighbor's garden because I need money.

A frog was near my feet, I didn't notice and continued to shovel normally, while talking to my neighbor, eventually, it got under the shovel, and my shovel went straight through it's head.

I cut off it's freaking head.

I am a terrible person.
ditch digger