I was in a summer program today held at some unrelated high school that lets my high school hold it there. Anyway, I went to the bathroom, and in the urinal was a big ass dead frog. Didn't even look dead, it was just...y'know, spread out, and not moving. Also, on the floors were green juice.
Just when I was about to run out...I see three more dead frogs on the floor that I previously missed because I just thought they were those brown school paper towels from the corner of my eye.