Author Topic: Strange dreams thread  (Read 989 times)

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Post interesting dreams
Shouldn't be too hard

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I had a dream where Steve Jobs's ghost kidnapped me and put my face in a bowl of slime and inside it there was a rotting apple.

Uh?

I had a dream i was playing Skyrim. Then i woke up and started to play Skyrim.

I have very vivid and disturbing dreams which make me believe I should go for another psychological evaluation.

I had a dream that I made this thread

I wish I could have dreams but that would require me going to sleep and sleep loving hates me like the cold hearted bitch that it is.

I wish I could have dreams but that would require me going to sleep and sleep loving hates me like the cold hearted bitch that it is.
Life is so cruel :panda:

I had this dream where there was this fat guy in a chef outfit.
He whispered in my ear: "I'm Mr. Mix, Shh."

I had this dream that I was dreaming a dream dream about dreaming dream Cookie monster

I had these dreams of the future, about four to five years in the future when I was younger.

I also had dreams of my house, and I was out on the sidewalk as a man and got shot in the hand. Plus a faint recollection of this strange biking street scene.

It was a nightmare,
I was shot in the gut and felt numb and everything was muffled from some war around me.
It felt like hours and I woke up in a sweat. :c

It was a nightmare,
I was shot in the gut and felt numb and everything was muffled from some war around me.
It felt like hours and I woke up in a sweat. :c
Saving Private Ryan Beach Scene.

I tend to ramble about my dreams so I'll keep this short:

I cut out my heart, then cut off my richard. Then my brother came home and discovered my heart lying on the table, and he was worried I killed someone or something, so to convince him I was innocent I showed him my gaping chest wound and plopped my heart back inside. Later, I attempted to reattach my richard. The region was apparently so sticky that I was able to just put it back on without any stitches or glue or anything, but I was worried I might have damaged it when I initially cut it off, so I tried to take a piss to make sure it was working properly. As I peed, black slime oozed out of the cut between my richard and my crotch, and I started to worry I might need to go to the hospital, and I would have to admit to my mom that I cut my snake off. So I went to talk to my brother who was wading in a massive pile of DVDs and begged him for reassurance that my snake was healthy. He seemed extremely disinterested in my problem, just giving me answers like "probably", then I woke up.

My dreams revolve around lots and lots of violence and/or love.

Quote from: Facepunch
My dream include Me, my friend James, my friend Dan, and my friend Alec.

There is this loving hot girl in our classes, and she is loving dreamy.

My dream involved me sticking my pregnancy stick in her mouth, and forcefeeding her.

My friend James was ramming her up the ass.

Alec was up the vagina.

and Dan was boobies.

She was locked down to a table in the clouds, and had one of those red ball things in her mouth when I wasn't mouthraping her.


aww :jizz: