When someone does a lazy slideshow presentation at school, pasting images everywhere, and putting text over the image rendering the text unreadable
Here's a fun tip, but a black loving border around the text, so your white lines of copy-pasted wikipedia stuff are actually readable on the image consisting of millions of bleached white t-shirts.
People who act like idiots when there is a substitute teacher.
Substitute teachers who don't do anything about this.
People who use internet memes or lingo in a public environment, and do it terribly.
Building something that is clearly a work in progress, and doesn't look like it'll have any intention of being finished soon, yet people still beg you to "host a TDM on it" or bother you by asking when it'll be finished. It'll be done when it's done.
People who don't understand, that after 1 AM, I am asleep. Quit messaging me on steam damnit.
Trying to look for a lego piece you thought you had, but it went missing magicly.
Trudging through the lovely desert of lego bricks barefoot.
How young children never cease to leave you alone, and always ask questions with no intention of stopping.
How in the class stock of pencil crayons and other things, there's never a Red pencil crayon. No, I don't want Dark Rose, I want loving Red.
People who try to force their opinions on others.
People who force (almost) anything on others.
When you sleep-in the one day your family has a wonderfully cooked and made breakfast, and all you get is scraps and leftover bits, WITHOUT BACON. Yeah, I understand I missed the party, doesn't mean you can't save me a strip or two you greedy forgets.
When my cat cries because she can't find anyone or wants my attention
People who let their dogs run loose
People who get mad at me shooting their loose dogs with a paintball gun or slingshot.
Jigsaw puzzles
When steam servers crash for the umpteenth time in a row.
How rockstar keeps avoiding the Max Payne 3 social club UI crash failure doo-dad.
Bananas in Mario Kart
Spike Strips in Hot Pursuit
People who brag about things they don't have.
Babies.
Bad Company 2's horrible case of TOO MUCH DUST
How Shrikes in Tribes: Ascend are too easy to airshot out of the sky.
Eating at someone else's house and when they cook for you, it's not that you don't like what they made, but the fact that it's actually terrible, and you're forced to eat it either out of pity or you don't want to look like a richard.
People who are ignorant towards PC gamers.
PC gamers who are ignorant because their PC is superior to yours.
People who are ignorant towards console gamers. Yeah sure, the consoles are 7/8 years out of date now, and by a technical standpoint, are crap. Doesn't mean the games are any less fun than PC games. Unless you get BF3 or something, I'd take 64 players over 24 any day.
Poor Console -> PC ports, or PC -> Console Ports
Gran Turismo 4 menus
How people too many people STILL stress that Ao Oni is scary.
I'm fairly certain no one can get scared by it now, considering everyone has seen what happens in it by now.
Art teachers who have no loving clue what they're doing.
People who sing WITH their headphones/earbuds in. When you sing with those on, you usually can't hear yourself, and sound like a flabbering walrus. I give a few people an exception to this though.
Voice cracks.
Whenever you write someone a horrendously long paragraph, story, or just send them a bunch of messages telling something in great detail, and in response, you just get "k".
forget you, I went through all that effort to describe what the plans for event X was, you could at least have the decency to make a several worded reply, which with today's phones, ONLY TAKES ABOUT 15 MORE KEY CLICKS
People who go, "Hey, rate person X out of Y/10, because things!"
Listen, you can ask me to rate whoever out of 10 all you want, but since I'm a decent person, I'd rather write a few pages on why they're a good/bad person, rather than being a demeaning little friend, and just go off of numbers. You can't get a good opinion of someone because they're a 9/10. forget off.
How those hose things on the sides of houses NEVER WORK EVER
People who think the Bugatti Veyron is their "favourite car" only because it's the best car in Need for Speed. I can tell you for sure, that in Hot Pursuit 2010, it isn't.
People who keep flaunting their "extreme wealth" in TF2.
Old people who cannot drive
People who forget what eyes do while driving
When I'm driving and my eyes go crossed.
People who do those "above poster" forum games, but their:
"Warning - while you were typing X new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post." warning is disabled, and they end up making the reply to someone 3 posts up.
People on youtube who devote their lives to fixing every grammer mistake they can find.
My neighbors who keep shooting off guns, even though I live in a (technically) urban area.
Hypocritical people.
"I was cool before this was popular"
Hipsters
"I was a hipster before it was popular"
People who keep slamming stuffty dubstep/electrogarbage in others faces. And no, I don't mean all electronic music, I just mean the extremely bad stuff. That no one can tolerate. Ever.
Youtube fads.
Undercooked pasta
People who will point out hypocritical things in this post (Protip: I don't give a forget)
People who swear because it makes them so loving cool.
How I am proving to be a hypocrate because I've said forget a lot, but I'm sure you're okay with that.
When using some text messaging program, that had stuffty emoticons. YIM especially.
I like all my :D :C :P and :I faces the way they are without dumb little circles with faces to represent them.
Dunderheads in tech classes
Dunderheads in any class
How google can't make up their mind with YouTube designs
How people think I'm weeaboo because I find a few japanese songs or shows to be pretty loving good.
How people think I "need a facebook". I've tried using it, I don't like it. I don't care how many updates it's gotten, I won't use it.
How stuffty localization can be on good games that started in japan. (See; Rhythm Heaven Fever. Good game, bad localization on lots of things)
Too many Portal 2 playthroughs STILL being made
How people redundantly thumbs up a comment made by their favourite youtuber. (This happens with MaxofSD2 a lot, idk why)
How people hate on things because they're old.
Why youtube got +/- system instead of rating it out of 5 stars.
when a level 9 AI in SSBB gets the Firecracker launcher.
How shopping for clothes is bloody expensive.
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