Author Topic: heartburn  (Read 2369 times)



Inject milk into your heart.
milk apply directly to the heartburn

its like
a burning sensation in your upper chest that shoots into your lower throat
and stays there for a good 30 seconds
and repeats

in fact i got it while typing this

its like
a burning sensation in your upper chest that shoots into your lower throat
and stays there for a good 30 seconds
and repeats
oh
yeah
it's heartburn that I get

it's not as bad as all the commercials made me think it'd be...

okay so i had 7 dorito taco supremes
Your intestines are going to explode out of your backside tomorrow.

oh
yeah
it's heartburn that I get

it's not as bad as all the commercials made me think it'd be...
its not but it just keeps happening


its not but it just keeps happening
I warned you about that heartburn bro

stop eating taco bell


stop eating taco bell
thats like telling me to kill myself

how dare you



Use Gaviscon you loving idiot.