Author Topic: Horrible/Amazing (to you) JOKES  (Read 977 times)

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Why did the woman break up with the spy?
he was a backstabber

What's the hardest part of being a child enthusiast?

Fitting in.

What's the hardest part of being a child enthusiast?

Fitting in.
Image I didn't want in my head No. 1242

Why do drakes avoid talking to ancients?

The conversations always drag-on and on.

Two men are staying next to a bridge with a sign saying "THE END IS NEAR".

Cars pass by, ignoring them.

Later on, a boom is heard in the distance.

One asks the other.
"Shouldn't we instead write "The bridge is unfinished"?"

Two men are staying next to a bridge with a sign saying "THE END IS NEAR".

Cars pass by, ignoring them.

Later on, a boom is heard in the distance.

One asks the other.
"Shouldn't we instead write "The bridge is unfinished"?"
HA

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Why did the woman break up with the spy?
he was a backstabber

Why did the man break up with his minecraft playing girlfriend?

She was a gold digger.

Why do drakes avoid talking to ancients?

The conversations always drag-on and on.
i dont get it


What's the hardest part of being a child enthusiast?

Fitting in.
loving lol!
Image I didn't want in my head No. 1242
I wanted it :D

i dont get it
Old folks always going "When I was your age..."

What is green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.

My wife's star sign was cancer, how ironic, guess how she died.

She was attacked by a giant crab.

There are 1000 black men and 1 white man, what is the white man called?

Warden.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?!?!/111