Extract orange transparent gasses from Jupiter and then make orange transparent super-flamethrowers.
You try to but your air force gets dead.

I'm the decepticons. I bombard earth and destroy all it's defences
It's already deaded silly.

Enslave Jupiter and make it eat Britain.
Britain is deaded silly.
cal jupeter a dum faty poofart
They get mad at you and call you a poo poo face.

Team up with all the other planets and show that fatass who's boss
Only venus accepts.

Launch Orange Transparent Chainsaw Missile at them.
It's an Orange Transparent Missile that when it explodes, sends Orange Transparent Chainsaws flying everywhere
Mars has no orange transparent material. But you can make orange opaque chainsaws.
