Earth 6.5- The Official "No nukes" version

[SWAT One]

ETOI-7 online.
ETOI-8 online.
ETOI-9 online.
ETOS-1 online.
ETOS-2 online.

Vålderesk reporting to PHMA Security Council that all members are now protected from mid-to-long range missiles by Erinaum.

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[Mikoyan]

Lol'd.

[blazerblock2]

As NIR's satellite unexpectedly changes directions, its orbit overlaps that of New Manhattan's satellite, and the two collide, sending pieces down toward Hera, which then burn up in the atmosphere.

[SWAT One]

Not changing directions.  Your argument is invalid.

[blazerblock2]

A Lieutenant Colonel walks into the NI command center for all space operations. "1-8-0" He says, handing the satellite controller a piece of paper with a governmental seal on it. The man presses multiple buttons amd flips switches. NIOA-002 changes directions and a timer starting at 10 hours starts counting down.

[SWAT One]

Could mean rotating, and I believe that NIR technicians would've evaluated that anyway.

[blazerblock2]

Because they automatically know my satellite's orbit.

[SWAT One]

Every space agency knows where every space agency's satellites are.  Or they should anyways.  I doubt they're that dumb.

[Mikoyan]

unless you're just pointing it in a different direction.

yup

do you know how to read

[blazerblock2]

no wta is reding

[SWAT One]

du yoo no hao 2 ingrihs

[blazerblock2]

wtf is ingr-

Okay so where exactly is this satellite pointing.

[Mikoyan]

Uuuh I'm not telling lol

[SWAT One]

your star fish

[Gojira]

u r al gey

So wait could I join this PHMA Security Council?
Also, Aigaion prepares anti-satellite missiles as a precaution.