Earth 6.5- The Official "No nukes" version

[HerpaDerp]

The only casualties in this war were soldiers from both sides and idiotic citizens who decided to run into the line of fire.

herp derp bullets lets run into them

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[SWAT One]

The only casualties in this war were soldiers from both sides and idiotic citizens who decided to run into the line of fire.

And those who were harmed by shelling cities with both explosives and harmful gasses.  This is totally untrue.

[Tomcat]

And those who were harmed by shelling cities with both explosives and harmful gasses.  This is totally untrue.

don't forget the moon balloons!

[blazerblock2]

And those who were harmed by shelling cities with both explosives and harmful gasses.  This is totally untrue.

Only blister and mustard gas was shelled into cities and towns,
military encampments were shelled with HE shells.  And as for the other comment, it was clearly a reference to The DarkKnight Rises.

[grunterdb1951]

Some scientist in the Olvaian Research center of Albrai decided it'd be funny to put uranium inside of a bullet and shoot it at a cat. Now we're gonna see how Uranium bullets work out.

[TristanLuigi]

A new challenger Switzerland is approaching!
The Epsilon Republic
Flag:

Government: Oligarchy (basically a democracy with a ruler; dun worry, I'm a kind ruler)
Population: 100,000
Capital: Epsilon Tower in Epsilon City
National Anthem: Reconstructing Science (Portal 2 OST)
Languages:
 - 99.9% of all people older than 18 know English
 - 37.1% of all people older than 18 know Greek
Weaponry:
 - Nothing significant. We are currently developing a motor-enhanced knife and osmium bullets, but don't be scared; see below
 - If you want to see our current progress, here you go.
Other Info:
 - Our place on the map is not known to anyone except Epsilians, and they are sworn into secrecy of our location to prevent attacks.
 - We are like Switzerland; we do not get involved in wars, space races, ect. Even if we do develop weapons, we usually either sell them or use them purely for defense. We do not attack countries unless they attack us, which is pretty much impossible with our island being so well hidden. Even then we'll only ward off the troops coming here not storm in to your country. Please do not take the preceding sentence as a dare or challenge. Don't bother us, please. We don't bother you!
 - Our entire country is mainly focused on scientific development, especially transmutation and teleportation. Not until later though.
Allies: Well none really but for all intensive purposes, everyone.
Bank Accounts: Currently the Iron Legion has a bank account in the Bank of Epsilon.
Epsilon Media: View us here!
Formal Technological Advancements Network:  Horizon Technologies Advancements Union  [HTAU]

[SWAT One]

Erinaum fires all ETOSDs at TER, wiping it off the map entirely and leaving its and in flames.

Jk, you're a coolbro, but isn't your population a little small?

[Gojira]

Emmeria launches strategic bombers at key Syrakian industry points, destroying weapons factories and munitions manufacturing facilities.

[Tomcat]

The Iron Legion wishes to open up a bank account in TER (hue switzerland.)

[TristanLuigi]

Erinaum fires all ETOSDs at TER, wiping it off the map entirely and leaving its and in flames.

Jk, you're a coolbro, but isn't your population a little small?

It's supposed to be very small and I plan on it staying average or below , so that I can at least partially have some kind of connection with my people.

The Iron Legion wishes to open up a bank account in TER (hue switzerland.)

Okay, in a day or two we'll have computer systems running better.
(Two days is like a minute IRL lol)

[grunterdb1951]

(Two days is like a minute IRL lol)

I'd think two days is more than that but I guess you're like the chief executive of a unmade time system.

[TristanLuigi]

I'd think two days is more than that but I guess you're like the chief executive of a unmade time system.

Read OP
One day IRL is one year IG.
That means about 1/360th of a year is one day, thus 1/360 of a day is about a minute. Actually considerably less than a minute, probably about 15-30 seconds. Can't estimate too well but it is certainly not much time at all.

[Mikoyan]

clever boy...

[blazerblock2]

Not clever, it's just simple math really.

[Mikoyan]

Why are you always such a richard?

Seriously, get that huge black rooster out of your ass