Earth 6.5- The Official "No nukes" version

[HerpaDerp]

The man, revealed as the Rovercian president grabs the NiR president into the royal bedroom

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[blazerblock2]

Is the Roverican president gay?

[HerpaDerp]

Is the Roverican president gay?

the nir president is a lovey woman u nob

[blazerblock2]

the nir president is a lovey woman u nob

Since when.


I imagined it being a red faced chubby and short italian man who owned a pizzeria

[HerpaDerp]

Since when.


I imagined it being a red faced chubby and short italian man who owned a pizzeria

miko and I agreed to have a threesome with Santa given her president is a hot woman who the Rovercian president forgets
don't ask

[SWAT One]

4 destroyers sail up to the Steel legion(?) coast and commence operation blow the stuff out of the mainland

Um, how about letting my massive army do something.  Ceasefire.

[blazerblock2]

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[SWAT One]

Whatever.

ETOSD Units fire upon all known Steel Legion encampments and bases.

The Erinamese 504^th, 332^nd Airborne and the 103^rd Infantry Occupy Lyos.  Extensive searches are underway to destroy any remaining Steel Legion soldiers, vehicles and bases.

PARTY IN LYOS, GUYS :P

[Tomcat]

The Iron Legion occupies the Capital Building and it's corporate headquarters, not letting anyone in.

[SWAT One]

The Iron Legion occupies the Capital Building and it's corporate headquarters, not letting anyone in.

Exceuse me, would it be alright if I could get the plans to the construction to the city so we could speed up the investigation process?

Erinamese dropships fly in, dropping 40 mining mechs and 30 cleanup mechs into the streets of Lyos.  They are dormant and remain guarded at the moment.  The mining bots are to be used in case of collapsed buildings and tunnels in the case of impediment.  All bodies found will be given over to Kintharian officials for investigation.

Kintharia, there will need to be an area where the bots dump the rubble.  Is outside Lyos to the Northeast okay?

[Tomcat]

Exceuse me, would it be alright if I could get the plans to the construction to the city so we could speed up the investigation process?

No, it wouldn't.

[SWAT One]

No, it wouldn't.

I really do not want to do any more damage to the city and drill where I'm not supposed to.  I'd rather go about this the safe way.

Can we please get a representative out here?

[blazerblock2]

Whatever.

ETOSD Units fire upon all known Steel Legion encampments and bases.

The Erinamese 504^th, 332^nd Airborne and the 103^rd Infantry Occupy Lyos.  Extensive searches are underway to destroy any remaining Steel Legion soldiers, vehicles and bases.

PARTY IN LYOS, GUYS :P

I don't think you know but currently there are thousands, possibly millions of soldiers, mechs, and combat drones surrounding Lyos, as well as mutliple AA emplacements.  One does not simply fly in and then claim occupancy. 

[xxxxkill]

Kintharia, there will need to be an area where the bots dump the rubble.  Is outside Lyos to the Northeast okay?

Yeah sure.

The Iron Legion occupies the Capital Building and it's corporate headquarters, not letting anyone in.

AS PRESIDENT OF KINTHARIA I ORDER YOU TO LET ME IN

I don't think you know but currently there are thousands, possibly millions of soldiers, mechs, and combat drones surrounding Lyos, as well as mutliple AA emplacements.  One does not simply fly in and then claim occupancy. 

Yeah pretty much.

[SWAT One]

3 Erinamese battalions land on the Kintharian East Shore.  They assemble.

Troop Count:	400,000
Medic Count:	15,000
Transport Count:	4,000
Starfire Count:	900
Mobile SAM Launchers:	64
*TC-842 Count:	180
**TC-9505 Count:	1

Most soldiers yield MWR-4RM19s, MWR9-RM4s and RPHEO-9s.  Mechanical Units and Dropships stand no chance.

*TC-842s are laser tanks.
**TC-9505 is a Leviathan railgun mounted on top of a mobile transport.  Stats on it when used.

I think this is a sizable army to be able to take on a relatively small terrorist group.  Probably more than necessary.
+ All Active ETOSD Units.