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how do i get a girl as attractive as you GOD DAMN

how do i get a girl as attractive as you GOD DAMN

move to california

live under a bridge after taking a $100 just-above-luggage flight

how do i get a girl as attractive as you GOD DAMN
work at a coffee shop. chicks dig coffee.

work at a coffee shop. chicks dig coffee.

only hipster chicks

play more video games, you'll find some girl who plays TF2 that lives in your state

and for now, i have VH. that will do.

or go to concerts, you'll find a lot of drunk chicks, who like bands you like, looking to score
« Last Edit: August 13, 2012, 05:18:56 PM by Darkness ZXW »

how do i get a girl as attractive as you GOD DAMN
you dont
im not attractive

But anyway girls like guys who are nice but not too nice (thats how you get friendzoned).
Also girls like money

do you like huge richards
whats my favorite color?
Rainbow
again ._.


bear or duck


Platypusis
« Last Edit: August 13, 2012, 05:25:50 PM by BubbaGum »

there's not friendzone, there's people who you want to have love with and people who you don't

been there

Does every kiss begin with rape?

only hipster chicks

play more video games, you'll find some girl who plays TF2 that lives in your state

and for now, i have VH. that will do.

or go to concerts, you'll find a lot of drunk chicks, who like bands you like, looking to score
i don't mean like a stuffty hipster joint that sells free trade brownies and plays the grateful dead all day, i mean like a loving starbucks. As for the TF2 stuff, I'd rather not try picking up girls on a steam game.

i don't mean like a stuffty hipster joint that sells free trade brownies and plays the grateful dead all day, i mean like a loving starbucks. As for the TF2 stuff, I'd rather not try picking up girls on a steam game.

with a little practice you can be like him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRkao-gyZC0


« Last Edit: August 13, 2012, 05:35:00 PM by Lamebro1 »



then maybe we should meet up for coffee
or love
Sounds good.
i'm hot too
u r beaitufl
Holy stuff you're hot.

love plz?
ARENT YOU LIKE 11 WHAT IS WRONG WITH KIDS THESE DAYS
Does every kiss begin with rape?
You are a very smart man

>sleep for hours and not use computer
>get back online
>oh look blackland forums is doing this again

why are you a girl and you have a better computer than me forget