I think I hide my research very well. -Most off-topic off-topic topic in off topic

[Alyx Vance]

I have a homophobic father and plenty of homophobic friends. And I'm gay. Not fun. :(Aloveual for the win. Even if I'm more antiloveual. Even if I made that word up. :(

Good now move to Kentucky in my town and be gay.
I'll be sure to go to your funeral.

how-how in the hell did this get so many posts so quickly?


man you guys like research

You should see how much it was derailed.

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[Wynd_Fox]

Aloveual teenage boys are weird! :(

Heteroloveual teenage boys are weird! :(

Why would I have to move to Kentucky to know that being gay stinks?

[Alyx Vance]

Heteroloveual teenage boys are weird! :(

Why would I have to move to Kentucky to know that being gay stinks?

So you know the fear of it.

[Axolotl]

Heteroloveual teenage boys are weird!

Maybe you think the idea of love is disgusting and filthy.

[RedGajin]

axol and wynd: die virgins at 80

[PowerDag]

My loveuality rarely shifts to aloveual. Sometimes I can't tell if I am aloveual or straight when it shifts.

Let me tell you about a little somethin' called libido.

Hear that, kiddies? That's your love drive! It changes depending on your mood!
Neat, isn't it?

[Alyx Vance]

ReGajin: Gettin all the bitches with his black swag

[Wynd_Fox]

So you know the fear of it.

Accept who you are. If you're straight, great. If you're not, great. But, um, don't tell anyone if you're not, unless you really, really trust them.

Maybe you think the idea of love is disgusting and filthy.

I have no issue with other people having love. I just don't want to. Or think of myself having love. Or see people have love.

axol and wynd: die virgins at 80

Pfft, I don't want to live to 80. I'd like to die a virgin at, like, 75 or so.

[Anti-Block]

Heteroloveual teenage boys are weird! :(

Why would I have to move to Kentucky to know that being gay stinks?

wait, so your homoloveual but you're aromantic and disturbed by nudity and loveual actions?

[Axolotl]

Let me tell you about a little somethin' called libido.

Hear that, kiddies? That's your love drive! It changes depending on your mood!
Neat, isn't it?

Then I have a pretty strong libido

[Wynd_Fox]

wait, so your homoloveual but you're aromantic and disturbed by nudity and loveual actions?

No, I'm a(nti)loveual, but homoromantic and disturbed by nudity and loveual actions.

Let me tell you about a little somethin' called libido.

Hear that, kiddies? That's your love drive! It changes depending on your mood!
Neat, isn't it?

All my libido makes me want to do is fap.

EDIT: Yeah, RedGajin, I like guys, I just don't want to have love with a guy.

[RedGajin]

wait, so your homoloveual but you're aromantic and disturbed by nudity and loveual actions?

hes actually gay but fancies himself as an "aloveual"

[Anti-Block]

No, I'm a(nti)loveual, but homoromantic and disturbed by nudity and loveual actions.

wait so if

All my libido makes me want to do is fap.

then what do you fap to?

hes actually gay but fancies himself as an "aloveual"

aloveuality is an actual thing, to be fair

[Wynd_Fox]

I don't fap "to" anything.

[Alyx Vance]

Okay wait.
So... A homoloveual without a preference in anything... What.