I think I hide my research very well. -Most off-topic off-topic topic in off topic

[Wynd_Fox]

Reed Richards is a genius, too. Why hasn't he cured breast cancer?

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[MrMcCakey]

>topic with research in title
>150+ pages

[Wynd_Fox]

Cakey, it's not about research. It's about page 11.

Everyone, read comment number 2.

...the card taps itself, taps a land, and taps a creature. That's...a threeway tapping. Also, humens are the most common kind of creature, so it won't be beastial TOO often.

[Frontrox]

200 pages, we can do this!

[Kingdaro]

and we probably will.

[Headcrab Zombie]

Cakey, it's not about research. It's about page 11.

Everyone, read comment number 2.

...the card taps itself, taps a land, and taps a creature. That's...a threeway tapping. Also, humens are the most common kind of creature, so it won't be beastial TOO often.

But will it tap me?

[Wynd_Fox]

No, you can't tap a player.

Besides, you'd probably rather she tapped you.

That's she.

[Night Fox]

I'd tap that

[Wynd_Fox]

She only taps when she attacks, assuming you control no other permanents, have nothing in your hand, and same with the opponent. So if you tap her, she attacks. And empty graveyards. And command zones. And wherever the jarl emblems are.

[MrMcCakey]

Cakey, it's not about research.

Well obviously.

But you gotta admit that's a lot of discussion about research. :I

[Wynd_Fox]

But there's very little research discussion going on.

Also, I looked it up, and emblems exist in the Command zone.

[Night Fox]

So if you tap her, she attacks.

so
it's like rape, then

[Wynd_Fox]

Well, technically, she can't attack you as long as you control her. Even if your opponent Ray of Commands (basically, kidnaps) her, she's removed from combat. Plus it would be your turn so  you can't be attacked, anyway. These are some kinky sounding rules, lol.

[Night Fox]

Well, technically, she can't attack you as long as you control her.

it's beginning to sound more and more like rape

[Wynd_Fox]

Heavily implied having love with her causes brain damage. Flavor text (because it's hard to read): "Urborg became the final resting place of many swordsmen of renown, their steel outmatched by the wiles of Gwendlyn."
Yup, she kills guys after having love with them.

Also, she's on a total special interest card.

Well, quoted in the flavor text.

Often called "Lady Juggsaplenty.