Team Fortress 2 - MvM is up and running

[cooldawson3]

want want want want

but it's gotta go well with some new primary weapon that doesn't shoot.

How would that be useful in any way?

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[Megaguy2]

Laser Watch
Shoots a god damn laser
Cannot cloak

Would work better as some kind of primary weapon that'd stay shooting if you held down the primary fire button but had limited ammo and was pretty inaccurate compared to the revolvers available.

So basically the watch lazer from goldeneye 64.

[TheScout]

Wait so for clarification, is the MvM update out?

[Freeze]

Wait so for clarification, is the MvM update out?

no

[Boink!]

Wait so for clarification, is the MvM update out?

Almost

[Paradon]

august 16th here now >:(

[T3HZ3N0N]

Almost

not quite

its day 3 and there isnt day 3 even existent yet

[Freeze]

not quite

its day 3 and there isnt day 3 even existent yet

when day 3 exists the update will exist

[Mr. Jelly]

I was bored and also kinda hungry and thirsty

Spy throwing knives
Silent killer: No attack noise
Crits from behind
-50% damage when not from behind
No random crits
Isn't hitscan

Ta-da

[Freeze]

isnt -50% of a backstab just around 500dmg

[TheArmyGuy]

isnt -50% of a backstab just around 500dmg

-50% off of normal non-backstab damage I assume.

[cooldawson3]

isnt -50% of a backstab just around 500dmg

He means, if it was not a backstab, it does half the damage of a simple poke.

[Joltarn]

for it to be balanced it'd have to have like, needle-gun needle range or only deal 195 damage on backstab

[Mr. Jelly]

It's a primary weapon, it does 120 on a crit and 20 normally :/

[CreamTurk3y]

We need an assault rifle for a class IMO.

Soldier secondary maybe?