Author Topic: nnrrrrgggg say some straight-gay jokes please  (Read 1046 times)

like "you're as straight as a bent sign" sorta things

i know of the existence of a really good one, i just dont remember it


you're as gay as a catholic priest loves his choir boys.

you're as gay as hydralisk

you're as straight as something that is not as straight as it should be.

as straight as a circle

You're as gay as...well

YOU'RE GAY

You're as straight as a 120 degree angle.

You're as straight as me.

You're as straight as a wheel on a car.
(Not a square wheel, that's just silly)

you're as straight as the Nurburgring

You're as straight as a scimitar.

You're as straight as a round thing / bent as a straight thing

You're as straight as a scimitar.

THEY HAVE CURVED SWORDS

CURVED

SWORDS

you're as straight as the Nurburgring
Circuit or the whole track?