I once took this girl on this date, and let me tell you, she wasn't the prettiest girl out there, was a victim of bullying because she was way taller than most people, and was a social outcast. We had a nice time on the date, she showed up in this nice t-shirt and jeans and stuff, and we went to the local arcade. People stared at us weird, but I don't think she minded, she seemed to be having a nice time. We kissed and it was pretty great. We went to this bus stop and all that, and all around it was a pretty nice date and we decided it was time to go home. I turned to her, and she turned to me, and then, do you know what she said to me?
"I need about three fifty."
It was about this time I noticed that this girl was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era.
The lochness monster.
I said "DAMMIT MONSTER, I AIN'T GIVING YOU NO THREE FIFTY" and it waddled away, and I haven't seen it since.