Author Topic: A list of things you want.  (Read 3806 times)

I mean seriously guys who doesnt make mistakes when we type typing is hard and sometimes people cant remember grammar so they mess up and you can't do anything about that because we are all human and humans arent perfect like my nanna used to say a jar in the bush is worth seven in the ass but my granda had Alzheimer so she died of it and she went to hell because she forgeted that one guy in cancun and she got pregnant but she aborted the baby with a pencil and some chewing gum because she was really good at anatomy and she was a doctor so we all had doctor costumes at my house but one day we were playing doctor and my friend who was the doctor Self Delete by stab.

1. to finish building my new computer
2. traktor kontrol s4
3. more VSTs
4. more practice with my launchpad so I can do live mixes
5. to rearrange/clean my room so I can make room for a new desk

I mean seriously guys who doesnt make mistakes when we type typing is hard and sometimes people cant remember grammar so they mess up and you can't do anything about that because we are all human and humans arent perfect like my nanna used to say a jar in the bush is worth seven in the ass but my granda had Alzheimer so she died of it and she went to hell because she forgeted that one guy in cancun and she got pregnant but she aborted the baby with a pencil and some chewing gum because she was really good at anatomy and she was a doctor so we all had doctor costumes at my house but one day we were playing doctor and my friend who was the doctor Self Delete by stab.
WHAT?

Jubel
A better computer
A cool car

I mean seriously guys who doesnt make mistakes when we type typing is hard and sometimes people cant remember grammar so they mess up and you can't do anything about that because we are all human and humans arent perfect like my nanna used to say a jar in the bush is worth seven in the ass but my granda had Alzheimer so she died of it and she went to hell because she forgeted that one guy in cancun and she got pregnant but she aborted the baby with a pencil and some chewing gum because she was really good at anatomy and she was a doctor so we all had doctor costumes at my house but one day we were playing doctor and my friend who was the doctor Self Delete by stab.
with a little editing you could be on your way to a very successful fanfiction!




Grab it while you can lads!

a bigger snake
a better computer
better-tasting semen
to live in salt lake city
perfect health

a bigger snake
a better computer
better-tasting semen
to live in salt lake city
perfect health

what

A vagina.

God the things I would do with it.

A vagina.

God the things I would do with it.
oh yeah, shapeshifting too...


what
it will make lewinskys more bearable for your partner