for everyone in the world to stop using apple computers and just get a real computer
if I had chocolate flavored cum, I would spend every second of free time stretching so that I would be able to painlessly suck my richardand then sucking my own richard would become a professional hobby of mine
I laughed pretty hard. Except that professorial and hobby are pretty much opposites.
I want days to be longer than 24 hours and to not need to sleep loving damnit.
my parents won't let me use anything but a mac
also thisi hate sleeping and i'm almost never tired except in the middle of the day and at like3:00 am
whatwhy
don't ask me, i don't know
:(ask them