Author Topic: tp'd some bitch's house stop hatin #swag #yolo #hashtag  (Read 5509 times)

Next time murder the judge. Jury too, if you need them dead.

Damn, why didn't I think of that?  I just hired the biggest sect of the Russian Mafia to get me out of jail.  They owe me one from the last time the daughter of the mob boss went missing and I single-handed saved her.

I hope that is a joke that you murdered.

YOU are why I make posts like these.  Lmao.

Yeah, TPing is fine in my opinion, particular if it rains a lot where you live. That's a harmless prank, but some of the stuff he did sounded like it could do actual damage.

Yeah, TPing is fine in my opinion, particular if it rains a lot where you live. That's a harmless prank, but some of the stuff he did sounded like it could do actual damage.

He only ended up putting mustard on the garage door and TPing the house.  He didn't ruin the gas tank like he ventured.

Oh. Well I have no idea what mustard does, so I dunno if that was bad or not, lol.

Cut the power to her house so the alarm system doesn't go off, smash a window, mutilate her family, and wear her dogs face as your own and then tie her up and molest her while chanting in tongues.


They'll get a laugh out of it

1. Get an assload of condoms. wait let me rephrase that -alot- put them on a bunch of cucumbers and put them everywhere
2. mayyonaise on the cucumbers
3. get all your favorite coniments and spray them everywhere
4. dump feathers on everything
5.???
6. profit

Cut the power to her house so the alarm system doesn't go off, smash a window, mutilate her family, and wear her dogs face as your own and then tie her up and molest her while chanting in tongues.


They'll get a laugh out of it
i think i saw that on candid camera once.

Well if we're going to continue to not be serious about this...


Go inside and decapitate all that lives there. Keep the heads and burn the bodies.

streak through their living room and have glorious man love on their furniture that should own them EPICLY x)

I like to throw a few eggs in their mailbox. If you don't wan't to forget up their mail you could always just stick a closed jug/carton of spoiled milk in there.

Hide a used condom in her backpack.

A brain so you'll realize you're being handicapped and go home

the problem is the deed has already been done

the problem is the deed has already been done
this

stop giving him stuff to do guys, he already did it

A blowtorch in your star fish so you can break yourself out of jail later
Sigging.