Author Topic: Clone needs help letting a girl down :c  (Read 3009 times)

It is a scary situation, also forgot to mention

8:26 PM - Clone v.117: shes like friends with my friends and is part of the group of girls im all chatty with
8:26 PM - Feepsies | PONPONPON: oh stuff
8:26 PM - Clone v.117: do not want to be hated ;-;

Clone, the best course of action right now is to say, I'm gay. There's no other way out of this. If you're gay they can't say "Well he was just rude to our friend, time to be rude to him!". If you're gay you can get out of this. Just say your gay and wait until college and you can get a girlfriend. Or you can just say "BICH FUK OFF I DUNT WANT A GURKFRIEND" although that rarely works.

never say you're gay.

never.

it will never leave you.

never say you're gay.

never.

it will never leave you.
WELL THEN WAHT SHALL CLONE DO.
Tune in tomorrow to find out.

just tell her that your snake is an inch long and you have purple pubic hair.

just tell her that your snake is an inch long and you have purple pubic hair.
and also say that when you have love you like to put on furry costumes with big pink tails.

just tell her that your snake is an inch long and you have purple pubic hair.
what if shes interested in stuff like that.


OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE

Just ignore all her advances until it drives her insane and slowly eats at her heart to the point where she is a hollow shell of the person she once was

Or y'know just tell her politely that you're not interested, that could work too.

what if shes interested in stuff like that.
purple pubes? *your avatar*

Just message her on Facebook that you're not interested. Especially if she's a freak stalker.

Just ignore all her advances until it drives her insane and slowly eats at her heart to the point where she is a hollow shell of the person she once was

Or y'know just tell her politely that you're not interested, that could work too.
Hmm... That first options sounds like it just might work.

Just message her on Facebook that you're not interested. Especially if she's a freak stalker.
But if he lets her down won't she go more psycho?


Hmm
Probably.
That's it. The only option is to sacrfice her to the great creep gods.