always sunny in philadelphia. so many lols
• From “Underage Drinking: A National Concern” (Season 1):
Dee is about to hook up with a high schooler.
Dee: I never statutory raped anyone before.
Trey: Oh ... okay, I’ll tell you what: Let’s just take it slow.
Dee: You are so sweet ... where were you when I was in high school?
Trey: I was 8.
• From “Hundred Dollar Baby” (Season 2):
Dee is juiced on steroids and taunting her boxing opponent.
Dee: I will eat your babies, bitch!
Frank: Nobody’s eating anybody’s babies.
Dee: Come on, let me eat her babies.
• From “Dennis Looks Like a Registered love Offender” (Season 3):
Frank: Charlie, I need a woman. I need a woman to ... to cook for me, and clean up after me, and somebody that will do everything I say.
Charlie: Well, that’s just a maid. You want a maid?
Frank: Yeah, that’s right, a maid. A maid I can bang.
