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Author Topic: Strange happenings. FALSE ALARM MUDAforgetAS  (Read 1524 times)

So apparently, like a week ago, me and my older brother were up late at night and I had fallen asleep on the couch. My brother comes over to wake me up and he said that "I sat straight up, stared through his soul, said something that sounded like an eastern European language, (He said it sounded like Russian or Ukrainian.) and fell back asleep."
What.
The.
forget.
« Last Edit: August 16, 2012, 01:11:22 PM by Cool Boi »

Your brother is probably bullstuffting you.

Your brother is probably bullstuffting you.
That's what I'm thinking, I thought it would be funny to share it with the forums though.

Probably BSing you
Or
You're possessed by Satan and need to be destroyed.


Probably BSing you
Or
You're possessed by Satan and need to be destroyed.
Probably the second one.
We're sorry.

Yeah, I'll be bathing in holy water if you guys need me.

There is great mystical importance in the fact that you waited about a week after your inner body experience to tell us about it


We need to talk

There is great mystical importance in the fact that you waited about a week after your inner body experience to tell us about it


We need to talk
My brother waited a week to tell me.
What, am I going to get raped by demons or something?
« Last Edit: August 15, 2012, 10:53:26 PM by Cool Boi »

Crap I think my brother just got me screwed...

Crap I think my brother just got me screwed...
isn't that a good thing? or do I just have a dirty mind?

isn't that a good thing? or do I just have a dirty mind?
You just have a dirty mind..


you are a "sleeper" cell agent