tango is applying for a job today

[Tango]

so i'm going out to apply for a job at a hardware store. any tips?

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[IkeTheGeneric]

Remember to constantly hint towards your loveual orientation when applying. This way they know what qualities they're looking for inside of you.

[MaroonCacti]

I have tips for the interview
but not any for other stuff

[dorkdotdan]

Don't just expect to get the job. Apply in a few other places too just in case they don't accept your application.

Also write legibly.

[Tango]

forgot to add: my brother used to work there, and he's still good friends with the manager. would this help?

[dorkdotdan]

Most likely.

[Nickelob Ultra]

forgot to add: my brother used to work there, and he's still good friends with the manager. would this help?

Most definitely.  If they recognize your last name, don't be afraid to mention it.  Connections are always great.

[Tango]

Most definitely.  If they recognize your last name, don't be afraid to mention it.  Connections are always great.

my brother is taking me lol

[Clone v.117]

Kill your brother and wear his skin to the interview, he won't see it coming!

Good luck but don't expect to get the job, especially if you haven't had one before as your first job is the hardest to get.

[Moonlight]

Don't mention the bit about you being a rapist. They don't like that for some reason :(

[RedGajin]

are you taking the limo or the helicopter?
good luck

[Jumpingjackflash]

Remember to always brutally murder them after be polite. Job interviewers love that stuff.

[Tango]

im back, filling out the app was fine, but im pretty sure i flunked the math portion of it.

[Cookiez664]

im back, filling out the app was fine, but im pretty sure i flunked the math portion of it.

nvm

[blockguy123]

someone had to do it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TNK9Yy3G6g