*Dead island trailer music*
add man: I cry.
add man: Every time.
Pitdeggeh: no
Pitdeggeh: i crie ervy tiem
add man: Hmm.
Pitdeggeh: this song is barely even sad
add man: What happened to your sounds?
add man: Well, I CRY.
He cries to the dead island trailer but doesnt cry to the sad puppy shelter commercials which are pretty much the same.
Pitdeggeh: you break out int tears on PUPPY SHELTER commercials dont you
add man: No.
add man: I'm depressed and sensitive today...
add man: I saw my favorite bird today...
add man: But...
add man: It was murdered.
add man: By a boy at shcool.
add man: With a large stone.
Pitdeggeh: AFk for a sec
add man: So...
add man: I am extremely depressed.
add man: So, pardon my insensitive outbursts.
add man: Okay?
Pitdeggeh: uh
Pitdeggeh: pardon THIS in sensitive outburst
Pitdeggeh: but
Pitdeggeh: PFFFTFFTF
Pitdeggeh: You're depressed because some boy killed a random bird with a rock?
Pitdeggeh: you didint seem that upset when my dad died isntead of your wild bird who could have been a different one of the same breed
add man: Yes, and I'm very sorry about that.
I apologize for being insensitive but Really? he's depressed because a wild bird that for all he knew could be a different one of the same breed got killed by some kid with a rock? he said he was feeling homicidal and suicidal yesterday and today this and he cried because he listened to the loving dead island trailer theme.
Discuss.
EDIT: For everyone crying about how i kept calling him pathetic i changed the title to fit the context more instead of my opinion there you go.