I am now a doctor tell me your problems

[(Fallen)]

I'm Dr. Fallen and I have a PHD in Blockvard College. Tell me your medical problems

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[Nickelob Ultra]

I wish these kind of threads were considered spam and everyone who made this kind of thread or "ask me x/y" threads would get banned.

Or at least put them in community projects or something else.

[Kumquat]

Why was this needed?
Docter

[Lugnut]

DOCTOR MY snake IS BLEEDING WHAT DO I DO

[(Fallen)]

DOCTOR MY snake IS BLEEDING WHAT DO I DO

I was about to come back and edit the OP and say inb4 snake is bleeding but alas I am too late,
USE A TUNA JAR TO FIX IT

[Jeep]

DOCTOR MY snake IS BLEEDING WHAT DO I DO

CUT IT OFF THEN DO A RAIN DANCE.

[BubbaGum]

I wish these kind of threads were considered spam and everyone who made this kind of thread or "ask me x/y" threads would get banned.

Or at least put them in community projects or something else.

I thought you loved me ;c

[Lugnut]

MY LAST POST IS FUNNY BECAUSE MY AVATAR IS A DOCTOR

[Nickelob Ultra]

I thought you loved me ;c

never

[Yndaaa~]

Now hold on just one minute! You're the doctor here so you're supposed to tell us what's wrong! Walter didn't walk in and say " well stuff doc, looks like I got some lung cancer!"
Pffft, doctors these days..

[Tokthree]

Hang on a minute... Fallen isn't Pablo...

This whole thing is a sham! Fallen isn't even a real doctor!!

[Artificial Blocko]

Doctor people on the internet hate me.

Should I Self Delete by stab?

[Shy_Guy]

Hang on a minute... Fallen isn't Pablo...

This whole thing is a sham! Fallen isn't even a real doctor!!

This!

[BubbaGum]

Nickelob doesnt love me and Im becoming depressed wat do

[steve5451]

I've got a fungi growing on the sides of my tongue and every doctor I've seen cannot seem to diagnose it.