Team Fortress 2 Megatopic + Trade: SCREAM FORTRESS? MORE LIKE JUNGLE INFERNO!

[Regulith]

you're late
very late

By a whole 2.5 hours (gasp!) and nobody else posted it

Chill

[Ad Bot]

[Masterlegodude]

It took you 4 minutes to reply to him, stop being so late to everything, Reg!

[Flatflyer]

you're late
very late

[-Setro-]

what the forget are the ducks for
seriously lol
i just started playing today and people are dropping them

[Boink!]

what the forget are the ducks for
seriously lol
i just started playing today and people are dropping them

reddit thought ducks were funny so valve added them. they're gonna end sometime in january though.
funny thing is reddit doesnt like ducks anymore

[Masterlegodude]

Ducks were funny because of this year's Halloween update which had bumper cars and Merasmus the wizard as the announcer shouting "BONUS DUCKS!" every time players gained ducks from bumping into enemy bumper cars

Then the community made End of the Line update happened and the guys who made that thought it would be funny to reference that with even more ducks

But

reddit thought ducks were funny so valve added them. they're gonna end sometime in january though.
funny thing is reddit doesnt like ducks anymore

...basically this

[Jairo]

what the hell even are the ducks

5000 xp to level up once? 20 levels?

a kill duck is only worth 3 xp? what?

it's like they're encouraging farming

[e-maxx]

i saw teleporter bread yesterday

THE BREADDINING

[Steve5451²]

so i'm willing to be a buddy for a team if anyone cares enough to play in the cup

I'd like to be a soldier or medic if anyone's interested, but I only get good ping on servers located in Arizona or nearby states.

[Tumbleweed]

Damn that tourney looked fun, but the times are terrible for me

[portify]

I'll be anything or something

[naturemon]

I'd like to be a soldier or medic if anyone's interested, but I only get good ping on servers located in Arizona or nearby states.

Oh wow I reread that, I'm clearly blind, I'm fine with making a team then since one person can have comp experience and that can be myself (since I already have a Steel team)!

Like I said before then, I'm fantastic as Utility or I can go Demoman, anyone else want in?

Edit: add me on steam here if you do http://steamcommunity.com/id/naturemon/

[Flatflyer]

Someone remade the "nightmare before Christmas" song to "EOTL: The Nightmare before smissmas"

Mercs and bots of every age,
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us and learn of the time
Valve messed up the End of the Line
THIS IS BONUS DUCKS, THIS IS BONUS DUCKS
Pre-teens filled to the brim with hype
THIS IS BONUS DUCKS, EVERYBODY GIVE A forget
The update sucked but the movie was "ehh" alright
It's our game, this update sucked
In this day of bonus ducks
I am the guy who pulled Snowplow
Everyone's confused, where is it now?
I am the one who forced this meme
Ducks everywhere! A toddler's dream
THIS IS BONUS DUCKS, THIS IS BONUS DUCKS
BONUS DUCKS! BONUS DUCKS! BONUS DUCKS! BONUS DUCKS!
In this game we call home
Everyone hail to hat-gun song
In this game, don't we love it now?
Everyone's waiting for balanced weapons
Round that corner, hiding in the trash can
Scrapped weapons and Snowplow, how
You'll scream
Scream! This is bonus ducks!
On this joke, Valve has been stuck
You're annoyed? Well we don't care
Do it once, do it twice,
Perhaps a third? We'll roll the dice
Ducks are funny if you say them thrice
Everybody scream! Everybody scream!
These ducks were lame since Halloween
I am the one who accepts weapons
Just a melee reskin? Tough stuff, son
I am the one who shouts "yes, let's go!
Who cares if they're cars? Let's harass /r/Volvo!" (seriously, don't)
I am the one who spreads rumors
of weapons and maps, but only gives tumors
THIS IS BONUS DUCKS! THIS IS BONUS DUCKS!
BONUS DUCKS! BONUS DUCKS! BONUS DUCKS! BONUS DUCKS!
Rubber duckies everywhere
Life's no fun if they're out of your hair
That's our job and yes, we're mean
Here at Valve HQ, it seems
In this game, don't we love it now?
Everyone's waiting for cp_snowplow
James McVinnie might give up on life
Curl up in a corner and
Watch his update die
THIS IS BONUS DUCKS! Everything sucks!
Won't you please make way for a very special guy
Our man Gabe is king of the update patch
Everyone hail to Lord GabeN now
THIS IS BONUS DUCKS! THIS IS BONUS DUCKS!
BONUS DUCKS! BONUS DUCKS! BONUS DUCKS! BONUS DUCKS!
In this game we call home,
Everyone hail to the gun-hat song
LA! (BONUS DUCKS) LA! (BONUS DUCKS) LA! (BONUS DUCKS) LA-LA-LA! (BONUS DUCKS) LA! (BONUS DUCKS) LA! (BONUS DUCKS!) LA-LA-LA! (BONUS DUCKS!) LA! (BONUS DUCKS!) LA! (BONERS DUCKS!) LA-LA-LA! (BONUS DUCKS!) LA! (BONUS DUCKS!) LA! (BONUS DUCKS!) LA-LA

Oh wow I reread that, I'm clearly blind, I'm fine with making a team then since one person can have comp experience and that can be myself (since I already have a Steel team)!

Like I said before then, I'm fantastic as Utility or I can go Demoman, anyone else want in?

Sadly I dont think I can join since I do have comp experince with the team 

[Masterlegodude]

Someone remade the "nightmare before Christmas" song to "EOTL: The Nightmare before smissmas"

Now there needs to be people to sing that and then animate it with SFM or Flash

[Emgiell]