Team Fortress 2 Megatopic + Trade: SCREAM FORTRESS? MORE LIKE JUNGLE INFERNO!

[Masterlegodude]

Fortress Paint Composer made by our boy Plastiware:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3uRies3CCQ

This is fantastic

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[WaterOre]

Fortress Paint Composer made by our boy Plastiware:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3uRies3CCQ

the only flaw is that you can't hold notes

[Marios]

TF team finally took a break from playing overwatch, update soon

They aren't obliged to update every single day

[Regulith]

They aren't obliged to update every single day

it was a joke, friend

[Masterlegodude]

They aren't obliged to update every single day

Yes they are, as a game company, they must, 24/7, work on big amazing TF2 updates, make Half Life 3, fix the Source Filmmaker, work on Source 2, create Ricochet 2, and make an ARG for Portal 3

Oh and work on CS:GO and Dota 2 i guess

[Marios]

i found this and thought i should post it
-snip-
i didn't take the screenshot

The entire post is quotable for laughs and worthy of responding to it. And, therefore, I shall do just that for fun. Let's go!

first i must say thank you all for this board so i can keep my son away from nasty stuff the devil puts on this earth
I hope you are using your anti-procrastination cross!
[...]
i discovered about it this weekend when my 15 year old son charlie brought home his friend and they were playing on his friend's laptop a game where it's nothing but killing, bad words, god bashing, anti-american propaganda, and worst of all HOMOloveUALITY
a) Good golly, killing in a game with cartoon violence. Who would expect that.
b) In the name of the actual God, where is the God bashing?
c) There is a character called the Soldier and he seems to be more like promoting America than dissing it.
d) Uh, just because the entire team are men? Ever seen a woman go to war lately?
[Picture of Team Fortress 2's team]
as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days)
Cough, war game, cough.

there is also blantent homoloveuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")
Oh, there's the homoloveuality you're talking about. Also, these two quotes are only said by the character called the Heavy, largest on the team, and he isn't referring to love.

they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it
Wrong context. He is talking to an enemy he just killed.

i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends
What fights? The fights intended by the game or the fights that are made by other players? Oh, and you restricted him from being social too - your kid is going to grow up real good.
[...]
hope this helps parents out so your child doesn't stray far from god!
The game barely deals with religion if you find the right context, but okay.

BUT WAIT

THERE'S MORE

[...]

they bashed god by making them say that this soldier character is god
You bashed your own ability to find the right context while they were busy bashing... nothing.

they also made a video about the soldier saying that god is a squinty gook who wrestled all the animals on the ark isnt that sickening????? [SoccerBaseballMom67 is talking about the "Meet The Soldier" video]
You could use a hearing aid.

i know, youtube, gross, but that's the only site i could find it on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2rvlPeaZxU
Responder's Note: This thing is not the exact link of Meet The Soldier as released by Valve. This is a reupload of it. It just proves how much of a failure SoccerMom67 [sic] is.

watch with your children gone and stuff they have other disgusting meet the videos too but I WANNA meet the person who made this DISGUSTING and REVOLTING game which DESTORYED MY HOUSE HOLD!!!
Great! Valve's headquarters can be found in Bellevue, Washington, United States. Their CEO is Gabe Newell. Go ahead and protest. Those household terrorists won't get any further on your watch!

The thread where BaseballMom67's warning about this anti-christian homoloveual household-destroying game has actually got 101 pages as of today. Tasty content? No idea. Here's the link to it:

www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52617

[Regulith]

The entire post is quotable for laughs and worthy of responding to it. And, therefore, I shall do just that for fun. Let's go!

BUT WAIT

THERE'S MORE

The thread where BaseballMom67's warning about this anti-christian homoloveual household-destroying game has actually got 101 pages as of today. Tasty content? No idea. Here's the link to it:

www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52617

that one's a joke too, buddy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

[Marios]

Whatever.

[Daswiruch]

Whatever.

did you really think that it was real

[joe411]

Your responses made me cringe harder than baseballmom's posts.

[TheBrickBuilder]

On here's some more stuff from the website that I deemed interesting

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=107303

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=97664

There was too much to list so just go into the Satin's entertainment section

I will laugh so hard if a Blockland topic comes on there

[Khorde]

i made a speculation video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsDjzeOhDmg

[Flatflyer]

[Whackin]

a stress test is going on rn

[Toxicology]

minecraft update when