Havent you always wanted to put your egg in a snake

[Night Fox]

but they are also DIRTY and gross

pick em up, go home and clean em up. then dirty em up again. repeat from step 2 as necessary

[Ad Bot]

[Bisjac]

i still think stocking is just iban that got some chick to sit at a cam and take some pics.
i mean, anyone could pull that off

[blockguy123]

what in the living forget

[BanishedLetters]

hey bubba can i put my snake in YOUR egg

pls

[Demian]

I'd rather spend my money on a Fleshlight. Unless this is like 2€ or something.

[BubbaGum]

but ur gay and thats cheeting..........???

[T0XIC]

After I watched this, I sent it to a friend while we were on Skype, and his reaction kept me from breathing for about 5 minutes. ;-;

[Isaac Fox]

A commercial for a procrastination tool?

Why...?

[T0XIC]

A commercial for a procrastination tool?

Why...?

[RedGajin]

A commercial for a procrastination tool?

Why...?

no jesus what is wrong with you?
its just used for if you need to put a lubricant on a tubular object or something, its a very convenient tool, not a love toy you sick man.

[Mushroom man]

At first I was like
"what is this, some kind of candy?"
then they had the lube put on and I was like
"well this is odd"
then they described how to use it and I was like
"I'M THROWING MY MONEY AT THE SCREEN BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENING!"

[fred da kiko]

no jesus what is wrong with you?
its just used for if you need to put a lubricant on a tubular object or something, its a very convenient tool, not a love toy you sick man.

but it told me to insert my snake into the egg.

[BanishedLetters]

but ur gay and thats cheeting..........???

shhh

it'll be a secret!!1

[RedGajin]

but it told me to insert my snake into the egg.

wow god and do you think snake means...uh, snake in EVERY language?
jeez so ignorant.

[shyGriff]

no because i dont have one